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I’m taking the gloves off with the Bernie faction. BTW, full disclosure, I voted for him in my state’s primary. This shit has got to stop. There is too much at stake for a bunch of bitching about the DNC essentially doing its goddamn JOB just because people are butthurt that not everyone who votes Democratic is as

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

My humble suggestion is that celebrities should wear fashion designers on the Red Carpet.

“Christy was toxic for the family. She was mentally unstable.”

🙌

Sooo... You go through the effort to breastfeed, but can’t stay off the coke while you’re doing it? Sometimes breastfeeding *isn’t* the healthiest choice for your baby.

i’m going to re-post my reply to everyone who think these teachers’ comments are ok:

I don’t understand this.

Other people who regret appearing in Wild Wild West:

You know I don’t know what Trump has to be proud of.

I love this place. I’ve been here for years and I intend to be here no matter what happens. This whole thing just makes me ill. I feel legitimately nauseous.

Jesus you use a lot of commas.

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but

Not now, Abed. Can’t you see it’s over for Jeff and Britta?!

I really hate hoverers. If you are going to hover, and make a mess, WIPE THE SEAT YOU BARBARIAN.

To be fair, he’s almost certainly someone with no experience being interviewed for tv who found himself on the spot after an emotional and confusing event and just kind of cobbled together some words. Turns out most of us suck shit at producing sound bites unless we practice. He also said, “it shouldn’t matter what

“The only thing that makes sense in my head at the the time was whole Obama thing with forcing transgenders to use bathrooms.”

To me, it's painfully obvious that the picture is covering the brushing we saw in pictures and in court. Fuck apologists—they're pieces of shit.