if you dont want to get hit, then why are you walking around with a face HUH

Dear Peter Thiel, this is the kind of person you want to bankroll in order to fight the big bads.

I might need to see it twice just to appreciate its awfulness.

I also have a fairly offbeat name (first name has a variety of spellings, last name is uncommon). There’s on woman on the internet who shares my name and from what I can tell her life is very different than mine. I like to think we mutually annoy each other with our pollution of the other’s Google results.

never. even living in the land of scrapple, i will NOT eat anything that failed the cut to be part of a hot dog.

you sir, are a genius.

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.

The pretzel place is about 2-3 miles east of Morikami. (which is a fave spot)

The new(ish) Brooklyn Bagel place with the reverse engineered water?

It’s got liver? or something like that in it. My husband and I drove by the “Apple Scrapple Festival” in Bridgeport, DE, and decided to stop. We scraped together enough cash to try a scrapple. Nuh. Hubbo ate it, though, and said he would eat it again should we ever be driving by a scrapple festival in the future.

NJ has great diners. I wish we had more diners around here.

Never tasted it. :)

Oh god that stuff is awful. Yet, how many get hauled down to Florida in luggage twice a year? Not enough! Take them all!

Scrapple?

What the fuck did we ever do to you??

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

My bf sneaks my (one beauty splurge) L’Occitane cleansing oil. For his beard. I’m going to Nair him in his sleep.

Counterpoint: Brooklyn Nine Nine

I hate myself for feeling this way but I am really even more attracted to Andy Samberg when he’s dressed up as a douchey pop star.