THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

Here’s the thing: this issue is working for them. Our side had better show up for Hillary and the downballot candidates, or this shit is just going to get worse.

I’m sorry, that was my hilarious typo

Whoa.

Semi-counterpoint, while as an adult I agree that Cats is dreadful, as a little kid, seeing Cats and The Phantom of the Opera was awesome and sparked an interest in theatre and the arts. And oftentimes in smaller cities these shows are the only type of musical theatre that they get.

obvious child is a brilliant movie

I am a marine biologist and I know for a fact this is 100% accurate.

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know

Have you listened to “how did this get made”? It’s a movie podcast with him, Paul Scheer and June Diane Rapheal. They are all funny and most eps are great even if you haven’t seen the movies but if you listen to a few eps it becomes very clear how well read and smart he is, and maybe feminist? Also, Connie Britton is…

Oh, after that episode it won’t be low key. He said all the right things and I thought someone needs to lock that man down because god damn he’s good

God I loved his character. Casting Jenny as his sister was pretty brilliant. First onscreen siblings who I truly bought.

Married dude here: If my wife said, “hey I’m leaving you for Captain America,” I'd completely understand. It would suck, but I couldn't blame her.

There was SOOOOO much sexual tension between them on Anna’s podcast, I remember thinking if I were her husband, I would be suspicious.

I’m trying to imagine the corresponding article in Discovery Boys.

In case no one noticed, in his pile of sub-taco-bowl reading material is a picture of ex-wife Marla Trump in a bikini.

And how do the logistics work? Bananas don’t keep long. So he has to go to the supermarket and constantly buy bananas? SO WEIRD.

There is nothing on this earth that I want to eat that much that often. Nothing.

So she is perpetually eating a banana. Does she eat them while working out? She must have constantly elevated insulin levels.

@Demi Lovato: Missy Lyrics?