Team Jessica forever. I love those girls and if you read their site, they not only engage personally but are very invested in being supremely women friendly and feminist. Don’t knock the good ones, Sophia. Please.

ugh, Sophia Bush. The Fug Girls never body shame, they’re the antithesis of mean girls. Just no.

I got one, gonna carry it with me and pull it out during meetings.

Well now I think I should start to google things specifically so that I’ll get fun ads. Does anyplace sell handsome guys reading high quality books?

Ted Cruz is kind of right, though. Women’s restrooms should not be used to drive a political point. It’s just that he’s the one doing that very thing, not the “pc police” who only exist in his brain.

“Dictated, not read”

other cards Hillary has or had:

I think you mean, are nothing like real doctors.

that the government and/or the medical establishment are attacking the family for their beliefs.

i know. bless them for their reactions and apologies. part of me wishes the douchers who sent these tweets were the ones who would have to read them aloud to these women’s faces, but not sure if that’s even plausible, or safe, or if it would do any good.

Woo hoo, first day back at work! You wear that clean shirt and eat with two hands! Maybe even take your time peeing, you go and have a wonderful day!

Today is my first day back at work after maternity leave and everyone is asking if I’m okay and if I’ve cried and I want yell, “FREEDOM IS MINE, AT LAST,” at all of them but I feel like that would make me seem like a bad mom. Newborns are BORING, no matter how adorable they are! I got to eat my breakfast with two…

None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....

May 6

Maybe it’s my New York values, but I have zero confidence in Indianapolis pastrami being any good whatsoever.

Because this sandwich has “New York Values,” if you get my drift.

Everyone, call your Republican grandmother. She’s about to go through a Really. Confusing. Time.

He has far more personal reasons for it.

Yep. I do spend a small amount of time in Never The Fuck Ever Land when shopping for bras (i.e. “Ohh, maybe they make that one in my size”) but we all know to snap out of it before clicking Add to Cart.

I feel like Gary—sorry—Mr. Marshall, is just actively trolling humanity with these “__ Day” movies now.