I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

Moran. She will regert this.

Annie’s Boobs!

Hey New Yorkers, come to the Bronx Zoo and you will finally have the unique opportunity to see a real live cockroach!

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…

Look, I’m a Fat Girl ™ and as a renowned expert in all things Get In My Mouth, these are...just no, honey.

I can’t even believe I was rooting for Trump last night. I just can’t believe it. Pigs were flying by my window (ironic, since I’m a Jew, you’d think bacon would be the furthest thing from my window...). Everything was horrible. Even my delicious port tasted bitter.

My (native New Yorker Jewish) boyfriend calls the bagels my parents buy from the grocery store “circle bread”

Yes. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

This is wonderful.

By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

Now I know where they find the small children for Food Network’s Kids Baking Championship. Seriously, what the hell kind of 10 year old knows that creme anglaise is a thing AND can make it too?

I want someone to make a really good adaptation of Emily of New Moon (& sequels). You can really see L.M. Montgomery’s interest in the occult come through in certain parts.

I’d love to see some of the later books - esp Rilla of Ingleside which was fascinating to read while studying World War 1.

MOM!!?? Get off Kinja.

I read in an interview somewhere that David Schwimmer was always trying to talk the producers of Friends into hiring PoC for extra parts or the love interest roles. It’s why all of the (very few) PoC guest stars have story arcs with Ross!

Silly me. My husband and I (both hunting and gun-possessing citizens whose weapons were all legally purchased and are securely stored) just watched this and agreed with the vast majority Obama talked about. And I was remarking how I thought Obama did a really good job of reassuring people what these changes DIDN’T…

She should’ve asked for royalties!

Nah, if they had wanted a fat woman, they would have advertised for a funny female friend, lonely cat owner, or someone failing at a diet.

Explain how fancy skin suction fixes infections in the respiratory system. Be warned, though. If you use the word “toxins” I will use my voodoo graveyard dust and curse you so all off your eyelashes fall out and never grow back.