JINGLE BITCH SCREWED ME OVER, GO TO HELL JINGLE WHORE

So mean. I thought she needed to get her psychic powers taken away when she went after Kyle/Mauricio.

I'm on meds. I know I will die if I can't find a source for them.

It’s almost as if, when you make a movie that is good and that has women and people of color in key roles, women and people of color will go see it and white men won’t be scared away either.

I CARE! ASBURY PARK IS A PLACE! Also, my husband is from New Jersey, and his brother used to play at the Stone Pony in ye olden times. I’m from the bay area, and my theory is that people get Asbury Park mixed up with Haight Ashbury. Different places though.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

I thought the sad face was because someone had vandalized her car with stickers.

I saw this last night on Twitter and was in love. Hot Saucerman and Casey Wilson are amazing together. It was so wrong, but so right.

No joke, my step daughter had me buy Donald Trump piñatas for her quinceanera and everybody had a blast bludgeoning it with passion

Honestly, I care way more about the acting job than I do about the visuals. How closely an actor or actress looks like their subject doesn’t matter as much when you have more than just a still image to go on. If they’re good in the role, the difference in appearance becomes less and less distracting.

Idk guys, I saw Parker Posey play Jackie Kennedy one time and now I’m not sure I can watch a Jackie Kennedy movie WITHOUT seeing Parker Posey playing Jackie...

OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE JUST BE PALE. THAT IS HORRIFYING. SIT IN THE SHADE PLEASE.

I don’t tan either. I burn, and when the burn goes away, I somehow become whiter.

That’s a HUGE bummer. You’re allowed your pity party there! :(

Losing an entire haul of Thanksgiving leftovers is not nothing on any scale! That’s heartbreaking!

Damn, that’s horrible:(

A true tragedy. Our nation weeps for you.

Nazi and Imperial Japanese insignia are ok. Period panty ads were way too much tho. God bless our country.

Phrenology. He’s got the sloping temples of a murderer.