I really wish Melissa McCarthy had a better agent or something. I don’t understand why a human of her talent is always in such shit roles. This looks terrible.

I don’t give two shits about whether or not Trump is serious. It’s more terrifying to see a large number of American voters saying “that’s a good idea!” It appears that many Americans, my parents included, support literal fascism.

Seven Bridesmaids for Four Brothers and Three Friends ends up being a less interesting musical.

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.

SO THESE CATS JUST ‘HAPPENED’ TO COME ON STAGE AT THAT MOMENT AT THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC SUMMIT THIS YEAR? I’VE SEEN THAT SAME CAT IN A PICTURE TAKEN OUTSIDE THE PENTAGON JUST 3 WEEKS AGO!!!1!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!1!!

Yes! These are great and yes, they do make slightly cheaper ones at Target but make sure you get the sturdy canvas cause I learned yesterday that the slightly cheaper material with a metal frame will rip and collapse and make you cry when you are PMSing and now there are so many sweaters on the floor of my closet.

Julia from Knoxville probably isn’t lying.

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

When a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean

*Stefan voice* This video has everything: metallic lipstick, marionettes, dancers in Ikea organizers, nail technicians, mirrored hoodies, and breakdancers on hover boards.

That boyfriend’s a keeper. Someone willing to learn a lesson from YOUR dad, hey...

I don’t know. Gigi will always be Leslie Caron to me!

The worst is seeing the fucking chorus in the comments where a bunch of broken people are validating the choices...xojane enables so many bad ideas.

I know! They’re all like, “Don’t judge my choice! If I choose it, it’s valid! I’m empowered!”

So much terrible decision making at xojane, especially. It’s like the meeting place of bad decision makers.

Well, then, I’ll be terrible right alongside you. All the Love Has No Timeline! comments are looking pretty foolish.

I want to snark and make some silly comment about how I’m renouncing my internet presence for a more serious life of scholarly contemplation and that I’m actually a 75-year-old married housewife, etc...

Just like anything else wedding, these bouquets would still cost bank. Even dirt cheap flowers get marked up crazy amounts. And I think you need more skill to make a vegetable bouquet not look terrible.

Indeed the stock picture is a picture of making stock ingredients

That way, when you do go out to lunch with multiple coworkers and they start quoting Old School at each other (or whatever it is that men bond over), you can counter with your own shared interests.