Because you’re not allowed to have feelings about, or be impacted by the decisions of your closest family.

If I were them, I’d privately be a little pleased about this (I absolutely don’t mean this as a criticism). I’d get to express support for equal rights, and get my name back out there too, at least for 15 minutes or so.

That’s so mean to wombats. Cute womby wombats!

He did!

I thought to myself, “These can’t possibly be all that bad.”

I’m making a joke about homeopathy, which preaches that the more you dilute a substance, the more powerful it is. Which is insane.

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

I mean, it’s kind of hard to come up with fresh answers to the same question for the 500000000th time

Judge Brown, shade right? White and square to the third power.

So what, she’s still a rock star, she’s got her rock moves, and she doesn’t need them

Last year, on the first day of school, I was sitting outside the classroom waiting for my class to start. A bunch of students were already lined up, waiting for the room to open (there was another class already in there).

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

Obviously fake. If it was real cat hair, her body would have shut it down before it became a hairball.

Actually, I don’t think that is a bad idea. It is something to explore if some of the writers would support this. A Deadspin sports scholarship. A Jezebel scholarship for women’s studies. There are quite a few options here.

I don’t know that cat fight club is appropriate either.

I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

And now I’ve won pissing contest twice, Madeline! And my one post got starred over 1000 times! CAN I PLEASE BE OUT OF THE GREYS NOW?!

This makes total sense! Just like there isn’t a war on drugs, just the chemical compounds that make up the drugs. Just like there is no war on illegal immigrants there is a war on their current location.

What a handy table... Thank you! *steals it*