I loved the man in Party Down, and fell deeper in love with his every appearance on Earwolf podcasts. He is a national goddamn treasure and I hope his wife hugs him close. He deserves all the love.

I <3 Adam Scott so much.

That Reese Witherspoon tweet might just be the least surprising thing I’ve ever seen.

Oh totally! and how long did i spend trying to shove my (HH) breasts into a DD cup thinking they couldn’t possibly be bigger than that! That’s the hugest!!!

Yeah, people (well, men mostly) tend to think that a D cup is huge, but it’s really not that big at all.

she told Glamour that Julie Bowen knew and was very supportive of her decision.

Good for her! I am jealous because I desperately want a reduction but my insurance provider desperately wants to not cover it, so here we are. (“We” = me and my giant breasts)

I feel like Lambert’s Café needs to change its name to "Ow Bon Pain" after this incident.

I’m with you on all of these except the bonefolder. as a book-making enthusiast, I will vouch for the bonefolder. makes a HUGE difference especially when working with cardstock. and if you’re folding a shit ton of paper (like name cards + programs for 100 people) also, they’re like $2 at michaels.

So beautiful! Do some of these styles break down according to region, or is it purely an aesthetic thing? The full skirt vs. the slinky/drapey/wrapy thing, the crop top vs. one piece, veil vs. no veil, etc.

Australia has a waffle deficiency probably because waffles aren’t actively trying to kill you. From what I understand of our upside-down neighbors, they only like things that are cute, deadly, a combination of both, and beer.

Jesus tapdancing Christ... How do you manage living on that island? Everything is trying to kill you AND waffles “aren’t a thing”?

The most beautiful bride I ever saw was this girl in Sudan who wore this gleaming silver net wrapped around her plain white dress in the style Sudanese women wrap their thobe - I’ve never seen anything like it, and believe me, I’ve looked. Her mother told me she had it made specially because she didn’t want a…

“By the seeeeeaaaa.......”

Whenever someone brings up the arm-flab dilemma, I put my arms up like a body builder, and tell them “whenever I feel bad about my arms, I remember what I named them. Paul.” Kiss the right arm “McCartney” kiss the left arm, “WINGS!” shake both arms furiously.

It makes people laugh so now I know they’re thinking about…

Fjorda Helluvitt.

Bjorn Disway.

I can no longer tolerate the besmirching of Fran Fine’s reputation. Mr. Sheffield was VERY single and it is incredible he resisted the dulcet tones of Flushing’s Songbird for that many seasons.

Where is he going in New York? Times Square? If there’s one thing that unifies all New Yorkers, it’s our collective ability to ignore and/or feign disinterest and/or annoyance at celebrities on the street.

Good job, America. You got one right.