affect? not sure. infect? I hope with hilarity!

Maybe Pinterest has lowered my standards but I don’t think it’s that bad. It’s definitely not good but at least it’s only one font. I know a lot of women who would have used at least 3 fonts of the same announcement.

Ok but this person knows gun control is not actually Amy Schumer’s responsibility, right? I guess the more famous people advocating for an issue the better, but like please go berate actual politicians or the NRA. Amy Schumer did not cause this problem and she’s not going to be the one to fix it.

Now all I can hear is Sting singing “....You’ll forget the sun in his jealous sky, as we walk in fields of BEEEEEEEEES!”

Give me a burrito over a diamond any day of the week.

Nacho normal marriage proposal.

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

CATTICA! CATTICA!

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

For all you assholes, and there are lots of you, saying you can’t get behind this because you think Cait and the Kardashians are just doing this for publicity, go fuck yourselves. Maybe she is. Who cares? That’s not the point.

She’s an Olympic gold medalist and was on the Wheaties box forever, this isn’t her “15 minutes”

Watching the clip with Kanye I found myself wondering, “Do I... do I love Kanye? I think maybe I love him.”

A truly classic blunder.

I am pleasantly surprised by the active verbs in this apology.

It’s an old adage, but one that bears repeating for Rick:

i think the broader question here is why give rick santorum any airtime at all

Yeah I would definitely recommend having food right off the bat, in case the pizza takes a while to get to everyone. As long as people have something to munch on (like salad, pasta salad, hors doe

That, my friends, was a round-off into a back handspring, henceforth known in gymnastics circles as ‘Attention Seeking Douche-Lord Grossly Miscalculates Area, Causes Massive Head Trauma To Organza Fluffball.’

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.