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Good for you, Caitlin! And good on Jezebel for continuing to give you a platform to speak out in your own words.

So... she has one her trainers teach North basic, age appropriate exercises twice a week? BURN THE WITCH! I can’t see a reason to snark about this. I think there’s nothing wrong with giving young kids a good groundwork for health and fitness. It would be one thing if he was putting a two year old through ridiculous

“A new study?”

The implication is that Jeffrey is gay. Which is dumb because if you watch Ina’s show you know that 98% of her real life friends are gay men (the other 2% are Bill and Hillary Clinton). Ina’s no Michelle Duggar - she knows gay men. She’d know if Jeff were gay, and if she missed it, her squad of well-heeled Hamptons

From Pachinko balls to Paintings. I guess Yoko is working through the “P”s. I haven’t done a single thing she suggested yet, but if she gets to “Pulled Pork” I might be in.

never ever go back to the bulky maxi pads.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

Overall the show was disappointing, but i love Hannibal so I’ll keep watching in optimism. Amy swatting at invisible flies was an expertly done bit of business.

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of

How I feel when Magnum betrays me.

If Whoopi Goldberg ruins my ability to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation, she will rob me of my last precious memory untarnished by scandal and spared by alcoholism.

Don’t do brownface ever at all is actually a good tenet by which to live one’s life

I’m hoping, from the last spark of hope I have left burning inside my cynical hull- that it can be BOTH what she actually believes AND a calculated political move. That being a decent human and supporting people is finally coming back to the fore front of what we want from our leaders. The calculated move is to

...goddammit, I know that’s just a calculated political move but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t warm the rusty, empty and necrotic cockles of my useless, cold heart.

Fair.

It’s obvious that kid is bursting with toxins, catface. You’re probably a shill for Big Vaccine.

Just by making this comment you have given everyone in this thread toxins. Thanks :/

You’re actually dead now and commenting from the ether. - Jim Carrey

If we’re going to banish a wedding cliche, let it be any variation on the oh-so-grating “I’m marrying my best friend.”