You go, Chandler Bing.

I will never understand why people hate on other people's happiness. I guess that's why I'm not a troll.

If the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts looking like a secret Muslim infiltrator trying to overthrow the government through a covert application of Sharia law

I think she meant Valerine Bertnernie.

I hate to say or even think it but won’t the borderline insane anti-vaccers of the U.S. seize on this?

As it should be. :)

My dad was a kid model for catalogs back in the 60s, and we love having those photos of him - plus the silly headshots someone thought was a good idea at the time. He grew up blue-collar, pre-Instagram, last of 5 kids, so it’s a rare pleasure to have a bunch of professional photos of him from that time.

Angelhaze... I won’t fight you about it, but GTFO of my car if you aren’t going to wear a seat belt. Talking shit to someone because they’re asking you to be safe? You are an insurance liability to the driver. Seriously. Put your damn seat belt on!

It was never going to be, but i had hoped it would have been “Sup with the wack Playstation, Sup?”

I clicked hoping to read something about a “moo” point.

Single parenthood really isn’t stigmatized for men, first of all. We demonize single mothers, but we treat single fathers like heroes.

By his logic, I can just void his birth certificate and get him kicked out of the country, right? Because who cares if they determined on paper that he was born here, why should that determine whether or not he gets to stay?

That bone structure...

I had no bridesmaids. My husband and I didn’t want a procession either. We just stood up in front of everyone at dinner, said some quick simply vows, and DONE. Then time to party! Best decision ever.

i also love how most of the people losing their shit (at least here) seem to be dudes.

No wonder their guacamole is so damned lame. Proper guacamole needs a FUCK TON of lime juice, and a similar FUCK TON of cilantro (haters to the left). Also sea salt, finely diced grape tomatoes, and a hefty dose of cumin (powder, not whole seeds).

Had to be done because that shit just looks WRONG

I literally cannot stop. It’s like a disease.

No she wouldn’t have. She sounds like the type of person who could be visiting you in your house constructed entirely of modern art and still buy you a renaissance painting.

I was so conscientious for “options” on my registry that my roommate told me to add some more expensive items already cause like nothing was over $20. She said “People will want to get you nice things. Pot holders are not one of them.”