Except that anyone who has ever watched Say Yes to the Dress already knows the Pnina bride down to a T:

I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of Princess Buttercup when I saw that dress.

I am basic with clothes - nothing “fashion-y” or super stylish. Very J.Jill/GAP/Lands End. Always have been. My wedding dress had eighteen or twenty layers of tulle with ribbon roses on it starting at the waist. It was, essentially, a white bath puff on the bottom. I loved it with all my heart. It was so much…

I feel like you owe us a Pnina Torne overview.

Why can’t anyone do sleeves properly?

So I understand this is a post about celebrities “outing” themselves as nerds, but I still can’t believe you missed the most obvious one of all.

If they said Scrubs, I would immediately agree to stay in their care forever and ever. Especially Dr Cox

They’re shielding the identity of the child for his privacy, but you know, its not out of the question that this child does have developmental disabilities. Lots of kids do. It’s also possible he was acting on a dare, was bullied into doing it, or all kinds of other things. I don’t really see the point in scrutinizing…

As a hypochondriac with pretty severe OCD, this would be my worst nightmare. I’d have to just throw out the kid and get a whole new one.

What’s funny is I was literally writing this story up as you were leaving this comment.

I’m related to Jefferson Davis, the president of the confederacy, and a number of my relatives were in the KKK. Not something I’m proud of. But I’ve found the best way to face having slave-owning, racist ancestors is to unwaveringly support the rights of african-americans and other minorities, instead of wallowing in…

You know some people aren’t capable of having their own children biologically, don’t you?

Quvenzhane’s Tweet is so adorably sadly cute.

And I have no idea what’s going on in Alan Cumming’s picture (is he Don Quixote, or is it just Tuesday?), but I love everything about it.

CHAMPAGNE GLASS HOT TUB?!?!?!?

None. I got my period the morning of the wedding and I have menorrhagia (thankfully just in amount and not length, my period just wants to happen all at once). I was also recovering from a health issue that made it difficult to fly, so our honeymoon was just us driving back to our home state with my mother.

So on our…

This is terrifying, especially for the daughter. Whether mom suffered a breakdown of some kind or was purposefully putting life on hold, I’m going to guess that this radio silence was confusing and scary for a 14 year old girl.

I’m kind of not seeing the thing here? Yeah Fallon’s schtick is silly and mostly about getting celebrities to do stupid stuff but that can be funny, you know? Not everything has to be ultra serious, change the world, Capital C Comedy. There’s absolutely a place for that, but there’s also a place for silly, stupid shit…

have you ever had a friend bring you a really good bagel or something and you call her an angel? and then another friend is like, “why must you constantly put friends on the highest of high pedestals? can’t they just be someone with a great deal of good bagels doing something good?” and you’re like, “whatever, she’s…

Disagree. A lot of babies look like Winston Churchill. This is a damn cute baby.

My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)