I recognize that quite well. That ain’t relationship hand holding. That’s caregiver hand holding. It lets her raise her arm as support for his doddering ass to clutch on to.

It looks like he is holding her fist. I think she is wishing for a payout and to leave so that Hope Hicks can take over as the person who deals with Trump’s gross tiny hands.

OH MY GOD THAT THIRD PHOTO

Oof that is painful to see. This new USA sucks so much.

Donald is holding Melania’s hand, whether she wants it held or not. Her hand makes almost a fist (and would be a full fist if she weren’t borrowing black panther’s claws for the Pearl Harbor visit). You can’t clasp hands with someone’s fist, so Donald has to make due with the ball of fingers.

I think she is making a fist and he is holding that. Probably because trump has clammy, sweaty hands the feel like your holding a dead fish, so she doesnt want her palms touching his.

My stomach clenches when I see the title FLOTUS and it’s Melania. Michelle O will always be my FLOTUS!

I’m sensing a pattern for Colbert on these Friday shows (which are taped earlier in the week): There’s usually an interview you’re not going to get during the rest of the week.

He doesn’t look anything like Allen, but he looks almost exactly like his grandfather

Famously the son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow

He’s 29 now, but yes, he is Doogie Howser. He graduated from Bard College at the age of 15 then started at Yale law school at 16. He’s member of the New York Bar. He had already done a stint at the State Department before he started a career in journalism. His resume is pretty insane.

He looks like Sinatra.

it’s just the weird mindset of wanting the person that hurt you to be the person that’s hugging you and telling you that it was an accident,” she says. “I wanted to feel like I was in control of the situation and not him.”

And, if my anecdata from college can be trusted, approach every self-proclaimed male feminist with a healthy dose of skepticism, as they have a nasty habit of mansplaining feminism to you and/or using it as a buzzword to try to wheedle you into casual sex with them. (Because if you were a good feminist, you’d be…

men can be feminists, but don’t trust a single fucking one who makes a living off feminism.

I actually appreciated Kim’s answer on the Blac Chyna question. She’s right, the kids are gonna see this someday, and while a lot of their behavior on the shows is terrible, it’s a decently classy answer to say she won’t discuss the situation for her niece’s sake.

I doubt she had a conflict other than “My roommate is black.”

I am also eyerolling at some of these clowns who rush to the thread to tell us how they’ve BEEN WITH A WHITE WOMAN FOR SO MANY YEARS - and yet are not “up to the job of educating their families”

I’m glad I never got on the Van Jones train. So many people were cheering him on before the election, and I was like, “I-I don’t trust him.” Why people out here confirming my suspicions all the time? He’s out here with the whole “we have to reach out to these racist white people...” They already told us what they…

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