Haha. Fat chance. That dude is way too brown.

Pictured: Trump’s next secretary of labor nominee at his previous job.

Let’s send Suzy a nice e-card for all her hard work.

AND I call bullshit on her “my sexuality is up for grabs” pandering. I feel like she’s a college sophomore contemplating making out with her female friend at a bar to get the guys riled up. She thinks it says something about her that she dated a man who identified as gay. Big woop. I am highly doubtful that she likes…

Tl;dr: we don’t care who she fucks, as long as she FUCKS OFF.

...and to be quiet or to be depressed or to blame me is not productive, so that’s what I would say about that.

Here’s some perspective on Susan Sarandon’s recent tweets regarding her sexuality:

It sucks that people can coerce women into retracting these allegations and having to say shit like “I just wanted a free trip to Chicago” for the rest of their lives.

I still don’t think the video had anything to do with it. I mean c’mon...Donald Trump had a dozen women accusing him of sexual assault. It was all because he didn’t agree with Trump’s stance on immigration. Republicans have always been split on illegal immigrants because they love cheap under-the-table workers that…

It’s funny she phrased her sexual orientation’s up for grabs, because so are our pussies now, courtesy partially of all the third party voters.

Anyone who supported Stein is a idiot. I feel like Tim Robbins dodged a bullet when that relationship ended.

My god, this woman! I am glad nothing in her little privileged world has been disturbed while undocumented immigrants all over the country are being wrenched from their families and valid visa holders are being refused entry.

F*ck off Susan. Your cute little dog is the only thing you’ve got going right now.

She seems pleased about the current chaos. Fuck Susan Sarandon. This is one less person watching Feud.

Don’t blame the voters, never blame the voters! They had no idea Trump was a Russian puppet, a serial sexual assaulter, a con artist bankrupter, or a clueless faker. They just had economic concerns.

The largest police union in the country endorsed Donald Trump. This is on them. When they get no coooperation from communities to solve crimes they should remember this case. The officers who stayed silent and just went along and did not speak up should remember this when the community balks at their attempts to…

That was my first thought as well, which I verbalized without realizing I was speaking. This is so fucked.

Aaaaand this is exactly why undocumented people don’t report crimes, whether they are the victim or a witness or have some other relevant information. The people who instigate these raids are idiots, making it a hundred times harder to fight real crime. Also, how fucking cruel!

Well. This surely seems like it’ll make us safer! Definitely won’t prevent vulnerable people from going to the police to report crimes, or offer to be witnesses.

Motherfuckers.