My IUD is good for three more years, but I’ll likely be fertile longer. Insurance won’t pay for a replacement while it’s still functional, so I’d asked my doctor if it was possible the IUD had slipped and needed to be replaced.

He said no, which I expected, but then tried to reassure me it was no big deal because they…

Here’s to hoping all of my American Jezzie friends have their IUD’s locked and loaded.

1. FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKERS WHO DID THIS YOU CAN EAT MY DIRTY TAMPONS AND PADS

Do I think Thriller is one of the best albums of all time? Yup. Do I think Michael Jackson should burn in the fiery depths of hell for what we can all most likely assume raped and/or diddled children? Yup.

I also want SNL to start having more female comedians play the roles of Trump’s (mostly white male) administration. There’s no doubt that sexism was a huge undertone of this last election. And so there’s no doubt that THAT would reeeeally get under Trump’s skin.

I read that Trump complained about Spicer’s suits. TRUMP, of all people, had opinions about another man’s suits. They are supposed to be adult men, why can’t they dress as such? Obama always had such gorgeous suits, Trump looks like a toddler in his older brother’s suit and Spicer looks like he won his suit at a…

Bobby Moynihan’s horror face as Glenn Thrush is just me everyday now.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

Is there a Nobel Prize for Comedy, and can it be awarded to the genius at SNL who suggested having Melissa McCarthy portray Joseph Goebbels Sean Spicer?

I love how SNL doesn’t even have to satirize what’s going on to be funny. They just have to summarize it.

I have watched Spicer’s press briefings every day this week. As a communications professional, he fucking kills me. This makes it allllllll better.

Alec Baldwin is hosting SNL next week....eagerly awaiting the opening...

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

I wonder how many Blue Lives Matter people will support this woman. I’m going to take a stab and say zip.

Why is being a nice/decent/respectful person so fucking difficult for some people? Assholes.

I take such unbridled joy in knowing that Trumpy’s insane, half-baked executive orders being humiliatingly shot down by Federal judges is how he gets to learn how government works.

so-called judge