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It ain’t over ‘til we dance on their graves.

When they go low, we...bury them alive in the hole they’ve dug and erect a gravestone on the plot.

This. She is literally his caretaker. It’s also why Theresa May had to hold his hand going down the stairs.

Kellyanne Conway is her own worst enemy, and it’s glorious. Between the ineptitude of this administration, the sudden arrival of what appears to be spines among the house and senate democrats, and seeing the toll that all the phone calls, texts, emails, and faxes are taking on the GOP weasels, there have been some

I hope by the end of Trump’s presidency, his brand is utterly destroyed. I mean, he or his kids can’t sell anything at all by the end of it all. He has been the most polarizing president in history and it hasn’t been two weeks yet. His kids are clueless dolts who keep thinking they can use this opportunity to do

The FAILING Nordstrom won’t sell my sexy daughter Ivanka’s brand anymore, but they will sell overpriced CHINESE made clothes. Sad!

She went with him because he needs a carer, in case he’s out the house when his amphetamine-induced dementia sun-downing begins.

Seattle for the win. Nordstrom, Costco, Starbucks, Boeing, Amazon, Microsoft, Expedia, these are the big ass companies that are/need to tell cheeto boy to shut the fuck up.

MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!

Looking forward to Trump’s 6am tweet simultaneously threatening Nordstrom as well as trying to belittle it.

Ivanka going with her dad to see that fallen SEALs family was so inappropriate, considering everything. I hope she cries herself to sleep at night.

As a former worker of Nordstrom, I say fuck yeah!!

1. “Love on Top” is one of those songs that blew my mind the first time I heard it. All those key changes? GURL.

Megan it’s been a real trash fire of a week both obviously for the nation and for me personally so I want to thank you for this news and the beautiful memory of how hard I sobbed with joy when a beaming Bey threw open that jacket at the VMAs.

She should sit on a throne for the performance, and the throne should look like it’s made entirely of severed heads of goateed white shitkickers with MAGA hats.

That woman could literally be crowning onstage and still deliver the performance of a lifetime.

Find the documentary “The Crash Reel” and watch it. It’s an incredible look in to the world of extreme skiing and snowboarding, and it’s an amazing piece of work.

I’ll never forget watching Jake Brown’s shoes get blown off when he hit the bottom of the ramp during the X-Games in 2007 and thinking, “Holy shit, he died.” And that was almost ten years ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTeXKHkNqgk&t=7s

If this weren’t being shown in the X Games, it’d be shown on the GoPro channel or Red Bull channel on Youtube. ESPN would be outright losing money if they didn’t keep it as part of the X Games. Not that being THAT cold-blooded about it helps things, but that’s how they’re thinking it through.