Okay, now the Trump campaign has made me like an E.L. James tweet. THAT’S ENOUGH!

next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Any time there is talk of suiting and a man of size, I instantly think of this look by Nick Frost. HE OWNS IT. Looks sharp without drowning in fabric or trying to hide. I know the stripe is not everyone’s cup of tea, but the overall tailoring and styling is fab. He just looks like a guy you want to know, right?!

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

A haircut and a different suit for sure

He ties his ties way too long. Sad!

He, like most people with bad/no taste, think that if something is expensive, then it is appropriate/beautiful.The more you spend on it, the better it must be! But this is simply not true. The most expensive wine is not always the best tasting, the most expensive clothes are not automatically the best look for you,…

To be fair they tried to give him a double-breasked jacket but he couldn’t stop laughing, grabbing at the air, and making honking noises.

Oh my god, he looks like a flasher lurking outside a woman’s bathroom.

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

Ted Cruz’s suits and coats just crack me up. My dad spent 26 years in Air Force uniforms, had trouble adjusting to civilian business casual,and wears dad jeans, but he still manages to get his dress clothes tailored and buy trench coats that fit. There shouldn’t be room for two people in your clothes.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

I’m not sure. He might be buying ready-to-wear, and having to buy a size bigger in the shoulders to fit him around the waist

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

I think it’s a combination of:

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

My friends, the Trump campaign has decided to go full Jared Leto joker.