Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

A woman with a deadbeat father: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany_Trump

Here you go: Roundabout 01:16.

“At least he doesn’t LIE to us and try to cover stuff up like Crooked Hillary! He tells it like it is, I don’t have to agree with everything he says!”

Yeah, after his comments about McCain, I can’t believe this surprises anyone.

Donald “i like people who weren’t captured” Trump said something offensive about servicemembers? Donald let-me-antagnoize-the-grieving-parents-of-a-man-who-died-for-our-country Trump said something offensive about servicemembers?

This reminds me of the infamous story of Bruce McMahan, another wealthy narcissist who actually went through with it and married his biological daughter.

SENDING THIS TO ALL MY FLAG-WAVING, TROOP-SUPPORTING, CONSERVATIVE FACEBOOK FRIENDS.

and, what about us women that aren’t mothers? are we just worthless?

as far as an article about creepy old men wanting to fuck their children goes i don’t know that woody allen is the guy you wanna go with for jokes

I’m confused, because in the latest commercial from the Trump campaign, Ivanka coos, “the most important job any woman can have is to be a mother.” Yet Donald believes it’s a woman’s job to be screwable first and foremost. I think they need to circle back around on that messaging thing.

“Alabama, Arkansas,
I sure do love my ma and pa”

Poor Ivanka. She’s got her mom’s looks and her dad’s dick.

This is precisely what’s going on. He isn’t complimenting his daughter, he’s complimenting “someone/something he made.” It’s not really about Ivanka at all; he merely sees the fantasy of sex with her as the closest thing to sex with himself (ie. the only person he really loves and dreams about)

You know, my dad is far from perfect (in fact, there are a few things I haven’t quite let go of), but every article I read about Trump and his children makes me appreciate my dad more. Thanks for loving me the way a father is supposed to love his daughter, Dad! I can’t imagine the psychological toll this kind of…

Come on, Ashley, you missed the worst best one:

Ash-

I absolutely love how the Trump campaign is saying that the anonymous sources providing the Apprentice sound bites are “publicity hungry” and “opportunistic.”

Seems unnecessary as he already has the ‘I’d fuck my own daughter’ vote all locked up.

This tension is awkward. They should just fuck and get it over with.