Gee. It’s almost as if enforcing a cultural norm of zero work-life balance makes it both harder and less appealing for people to start families.

Whether you think there are too many bowl games, or all bowl games are good... this game was proof for your argument.

He may end up as a kippered herring.

For as long as I can remember, this orange idiot has a well-documented history of racist actions. His father was in the KKK, he lost a case in court about discriminating against black people in housing applications, he’s on tape/video talking about not wanting black people in his (bankrupted) casino, he paid for a…

I can’t believe we’re sitting here trying to analyze this nonsense. They had two MVP’s and 4 All-Stars on the floor last night and people are saying “If only we had our fifth All Star healthy, then we won’t be getting blown out regularly.” 

32-year-old ‘Nique came back and played pretty much as his old self, he just got older. 34-year-old Kobe had logged 16 seasons at roughly 38 to 40 minutes a game throughout his career, so his body was wellworn

I don’t know how accurate it is, but the commentators during the broadcast mentioned that Embiid never shot threes in college (and rather famously only began playing basketball a few years before college), and his decent 3-point shooting is because he just looked up some YouTube videos on how to shoot threes and then…

I thought host cities were traditionally chosen on the basis of where Matt Lauer sees himself wanting to grope the local population in 4-8 years.

210lb Dominique Wilkins was never the same after tearing his achilles. 215lb. Kobe Bryant was never the same after tearing his achilles. I don’t know if 270lb Boogie Cousins is a good bet after tearing his achilles.

The thing that’s really encouraging is that Green not being a reliable shooter leaves the Warriors uniquely vulnerable in a year where the Raptors have a real chance to come out of the East.

Jon Gruden is proud of this move.

“I feel like we should’ve been more aggressive with those cocksuckers,” he said. “Playing a backup cocksucker, why would you put us in man-to-man?... I think it was a bullshit [penalty] call, but I feel like you don’t put Fabian in that situation with a backup cocksucker. Trixie!"

And soon, every remaining Skins player will start criticizing the coaching as well, praying they’ll be cut from this hell-hole of a team. 

I would like to hear someone complain that radio stations have a ban on Merry Muthafuckin’ Xmas.

The “First Army team to win 11 games in the 100+ year history of the program” type stats annoy me to know end.

The Raiders should be doomed to forever travel the wasteland in search of a place to call home.

There are times when they over reach and this is one of those?!?!?!?!?!

So in the end, maybe the size of your Schwartz does affect how well you can Rafi a gift.

Great job everybody, now hit the showers!

It ain’t a ligament or bone. Slap some Shaq-sponsored icy hot on that and get back out there. Brett Favre and Jerry Rice recommend copper bands too.