The fan probably heard how cheap real estate is in Pistons’ heads and thought he’d try to buy some.

We don't have Melo anymore. That's a positive. 

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

Right, the TeslaTunnel doesn’t solve any problem no matter how much Musk thinks it does. It is essentially a very expensive private road.

Well right, and measuring the straight-line speed of one vehicle passing through the tunnel doesn’t really tell you anything. The relevant speed figure is how many riders it can move along per unit of time. In which case, in order to make one-car-at-a-time faster than, say, the DC Metro, that car would have to be…

The comments on the Giz article about this are priceless. Did you know: if you criticize Elon Musk at all, it’s only because you’re shorting the stock? It’s true, the commenters told me!

“Your honor, I’d like to turn your attention to Exhibit C fas the most damning evidence of collusion amongst NFL owners towards my client - a signed contract between the Oakland Raiders and Nathan Peterman!”

Somewhere, Kaepernick’s lawyers are high-fiving.

Jon Gruden becomes more powerful with every passing day.

Gruden continues to accelerate away from Deadspin at an ever increasing rate, heralding a Big Rip in the near future.

I’m not going to fact check anything you’ve written because I don’t care if it’s true. It feels true, and that’s good enough for me today.

Oh! Also, everything at Riot. There were actual disappointments this year, we as a community were let down by the industry in dire ways. Why weren’t they included? I mean, Kotaku’s reporting on Riot and Rockstar led to major (apparent) changes for the better. What gives?

This alone elevates him above MJ as the GOAT IMO (among other actual basketball accomplishments), but what do I know?

Together, the foundation spent $42,000 on them. According to the foundation’s most recent tax filings, the items now have a combined value of of $975.

Lebron James, in so many ways, seems like an incredible net positive for the world.

I could never have imagined it when he was being profiled by ESPN when he was like 15 or 16 and I was watching it after school. It’s incredible.

Criticizes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for wearing nice clothes.

Can’t understand why Tucker Carlson changed his look, but still his #1 fan.

Spends hedge-fund millions on buttered caviar, won’t pay for college for his kids.

I’m all for broad inclusion in topical discussions, but how exactly is Tumblr banning fucking and thus fucking itself a “video game” disappointment? Disappointing, sure, and still a fresh wound for many, but where’s the connection?

Sorry but you have to play them all. You are required. We’re the government of games and we made it a law.