That is why I recommeded a Toyota, lol

Damn, that’s beautiful. To meet my budget, I would have needed to go north of 50k miles to get one when I was shopping (Fall of ‘18) which just would not have felt worth it.

I mean, you’re not wrong, but walking onto stage in front of your investors with a rifle while the Old Yeller theme plays probably isn’t going to sell.

Mine, though I do miss my old G8 GT.

Now you know how Fancy Kristen lives

If I owned a gas station in Brazil I’d name it Farmer Homer’s Sweet Sweet Sugar 

$kaycog is a national treasure who truly deserves this.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

He drove for McLaren, isn’t he used to being broken down on the side of the road?

FWIW, UP844 is the ONLY steam locomotive in the US which has never been ‘retired’; it has been on the active roster with UP since it was built.

I used to work at a warehouse that was next to a Hertz service depot. Let me tell you what, even if the customers weren’t beating the cars up, the service techs were hooning anything and everything around that lot. Screeching tires all day long.

My folks had great luck with a 4th Gen Grand Caravan they bought from…

You buy another parsh, but maybe it’s a Cayenne. Preferably a salvage Cayenne, for reasons that will become apparent soon. Oh, and definitely spring for the tow package.

Start buying annoying crossovers, please.

DID I TELL YOU I DRIVE A MERCEDES? IT’S AN AMG AND IT HAS SOMETHING CALLED EMOTION START! MY CAR IS BASICALLY A RACE CAR, BUT NOW I CAN HEAR IT A LITTLE BETTER. DID YOU KNOW THAT MERCEDES HAS WON THE LAST SIX CONSTRUCTOR’S CHAMPIONSHIPS IN FORMULA 1? NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW THAT.

Starring Gary Busey as John Force.

Took me about 1.6 times longer than it should have to get the joke

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

This, and $13,000 for a 20 year old, 100k mile, turbo’d Corvette with methanol injection that was definitely used at some point is already crack pipe even without the unfixed damage.

This would be my second choice after a manual CTS-V sedan or wagon

Very.