...taking a pull off a can of computer cleaner...

driving home one night with my son in the back and a black charger and challenger were purposely holding up traffic so they could race, i honked at them cause my toddler needed to go to the bathroom and we needed to get home and they flipped me the bird and sat there longer. so i called the police and got so much…

In Soviet Florida, LIME squeezes you!

Considering they now have to contend with Swedish Dr. Evil, Bugatti might as well give up.

When asked how they felt after the crash, the driver was quoted as saying “blue da ba dee da ba dye”

Nissan Punts, Kicks Kicks Decision Down the Road.

Agree 100%. ‘14/’15 - 18 I was flying internationally every week or two and I really can not fathom the number of hours saved from long customs lines at DFW. In those days precheck also really meant something. I did have to structure trips to arrive during GE processing hours but the sheer numbers of burnt tourists…

Tickets are $50k each. Or you can buy the “Badlands Experience Package” for $1.5 million. It includes a cooler of Rich Energy and a blanket.

“First Godzilla destroys Boston, then Ortiz gets shot, and now the Bruins lose the cup because of officials!”
*chugs 4 Narragansett Shandy’s*
*masturbates to a picture of Tom Brady*
*goes back to sleep on futon*
*continues to be unemployed*
- A Bruins fan

Imagine the horror when he picks up one of these bad boys:

“I’m gonna spend an extra $34,567 just so it ends on a cool number!”

Tour de France meets Le Mans: depleted batteries are hooked up to stationary bicycle generators. Can your team pedal hard enough until it’s time for another pit stop?

I look forward to the teasers, concept reveals and eventual redesign of the track; before its finally revealed in 2033.

It should have a passenger seat so mom can ride along and offer encouraging tips and words of support.

The only good reason to visit Navy Pier is for the Shakespeare Theater. Otherwise, hard pass.

If you’re aiming to get some Chicago Deep Dish pizza, I’d say skip downtown and find your way to Pequods Pizza near Clybourn and Webster. It’s a bit of a wait, but my friends and I still prefer it over the other chains.

I had to scroll way too far down to find Chevy SS.

So, the pits are outside in the British weather, and the track is indoors?

I’m still waiting for this to become a real course