Oh, Jason Lin, “her and Vin?” She and Vin . . . !

To be fair (though I don’t know why I should be) Newt got into Catholicism for his current wife. She’s a piece of work as well: just a good Catholic girl, carrying on a multi-year affair with a married man. Although it worked out for her, since Newt got to be ambassador to the Vatican under Trump, so she got to…

Don’t forget ditching that one wife with cancer, because she was just such a drag. I’m no huge fan of Teddy but if we’re talking about narcissism, Newt was really something special.

The ponytail is in control. It’s not always consistent.

She spent a lifetime hearing about how important her dad is, when he was gone for work for half her life. She assumed that made her important too.

Tell the kids this is Ultron and Iron Man and really blow their minds.

It’s so wrong, but he’s so fucking hot.

Where was this faux concern of spiritual harm to the country and himself for Trump? HMMMMMMM?

Imagine living in fear of not being able to get your magic cannibalism-by-proxy cracker each Sunday.

““He’s going to have to ultimately talk to his creator when the time comes as we all do, and reconcile his politics with his personal faith.””

Uh, okay there, Republican in 2021. 

Biden can also just buy an indulgence if he wants to be safe. Sure, the Catholic Church is TOTALLY not doing that anymore, but I assume they’re not doing it in the same way that they’re not protecting child molesters.

I find Meghan McCain to be tiresome, moreso than Megan McArdle, but less than Megyn Kelly.

I really wonder what his goal was because one false accusation doesn’t erase the other factual stuff she sent to which he didn’t really respond.

Who cares, Chrissy. The other things you said were much worse, anyway.  It hardly matters at this point.  You’re a nasty person, and so is he - so you all lose. 

Joe should just go to the black church next door, they’ll take care of him.

Of course they are getting married. You have to be married before you get divorced, right?

I’m fascinated by the Instagram photo as they got all dressed up, took a photo in front of what looks like an expensive house, but couldn’t be bothered to move the broom and dustpan out of frame??

If any bloggers are reading (Julianne?), we still cannot respond to grey replies if they are after the jump.

Megs gurl....invest in some good hangers...your clothes will thank you for it.  

Trying to reconcile that tiringly edgy photo of Fox and Beau (what is it with these thirty-something celebs looking like teenagers atm?) with these choice quotes of hers: