Isn’t all medicine “on demand” anyway? What does that even mean? That women book abortion appointments like they do manicure appointments? We get punch cards for every abortion we have so the tenth one is free? 

Roberta Kaplan is most definitely a cunt but not because she wanted lunch.

Taylor Swift doesn’t need to rig any game and wait for some big sportsball event where men intentionally injure themselves for “the love of the game” to announce who she’s going to vote for. Taylor is worth bazillions and can do and say whatever she wants. We will all hear about it no matter what.

And it was quite a stretch at that. When men protest in the streets, does anyone expect them to protest every other crisis in the world? No.

She has access to bazillions of dollars. She can buy any body she wants. 

JFC what rock has Timberlake been living under?! Does he not know who Kanye West is and what he did during and after his marriage to Kim Kardashian?

Didn’t Josh Duggar notoriously get around Covenant Eyes or some similar software?

You are a bit slow because you think waiting for Congress to do something is the only option for action. It’s very much not.

Okay.

If this bill became law, which it won't, this dude is going to have almost all of his party arrested. Does he really think only Godless fornicators look at porn?

It reminds me of when Bill Cosby kicked Lisa Bonet off the Cosby show because she did a movie with nudity after he forbade her from doing it.

Her terrible posture isn’t helping that outfit either. I think she’s trying to casually pose in this natural way to show off the outfit, but she looks like she’s about to slide off a chair with her bib on.

They got back together because Affleck lives a life of inertia and JLo has never been single for five minutes. Award shows are her thing. He likes getting awards but not much else, and he’s a white guy so he doesn’t have to jump through hoops, rather physically show up.

I’m reserving judgment until everything Epstein comes out.

I was going to go with the big dog on Sesame Street, but works too!

Don’t custody agreements usually ban those sorts of gestures for precisely that reason? I seem to recall Kanye trying to pull that shit on Kim, which I didn't think was possible!

Hot take: method acting is stupid because it’s a weak excuse to act like a raging asshole to everyone you know.

I was gonna respond to you, but it looks like you got quite the metaphorical beating over the weekend. Responding to you at all might violate the Geneva Convention or something.

I heard that RFK likes soup. I like soup too! We both like soup!

That’s a very, very hard 70. Isn’t this guy from a very wealthy family? Why the hell does he look like shit?