I give it a year. 

Yep. That's what JLo and Teddy did. All you need is money. 

It’s also refreshing to meet someone who failed kindergarten because he didn’t understand that a single word can mean more than one thing!

Iowa is over 90% white so she probably has as many Black friends as the average Iowan does.

Does Shia know he’s gonna have to stay married or forever live a life of celibacy if he splits from his wife again?

The “men are like that” line really undermines your argument. Nothing like making his “mistake” a collective inevitable habit of all men, eh?

Despite my rabid pro-abortion stance, I totally would donate to this cause on the condition that my donation ONLY pay for a memorial to Jessa Duggar’s abortion! I want her name and face all over that thing! I don't care what it costs! 

That’s because men like Reynolds only evaluate women on what a woman can contribute to the life of the man who loves her. Men don’t see women as individuals who can exist independently as well.

“I even punched him a couple of times too, but he's indestructible! I can prove it!"

I really liked the YouTube channel Abroad in Japan until a couple of weeks ago. The guy who runs it has been grasping at straws for a year or so, but the content was still informative until...

If only the police took stalking and sexual assault this intensely and seriously. 

That’s because a lot of men still don’t think of abortion as their problem, regardless of their political affiliation. When I worked in DC, hundreds of so-called liberal and feminist men had no qualms saying that abortion was strictly a women’s issue, not a health issue, and that “it’s not as important as housing or…

That was my other beef that you just reminded of: fucking loud surround sound.

I want someone to explain to me why anyone goes to movie theaters anyway. I stopped going about five years before COVID hit because of the: loud talkers, cell phone users, loud eaters, feet up everywhere, ringing phones, people who can’t stay sitting, and terrified children in scary movies.

Any Willy Wonka movie will be better than the Johnny Depp one with the stupid Jim Carrey/Michael Jackson impression or whatever that was...

Hi, Bradley. A Star is Born still sucks. 

I didn’t realize she was presenting the full picture of her entire career instead of only the good stuff.

I do believe in all that. At least criminal defense attorneys never, ever hide what they do. 

Here’s an example of the “good old days:”

Edits in all caps so you don’t miss it: