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And did Hillary get pristine sainthood because of it? No she did not. 

I think a lot of people assume that if you’re a human rights attorney, you’re always on the side of the wronged. No one ever thinks about who defends the accused.

Because can't they arrest her for having gotten an abortion elsewhere?

And that's what I struggle with. Why make this movie? Musk hasn't ever done anything noteworthy besides his weird pregnancy kink. 

I hated that show Friends From College, but one of the characters died that way, and I was happy to watch.

Did you see what Rick Santorum said last night on Newsmax about democracy? He said the opposite of that. ;)

I caught this hilarious Youngkin faux acting story in the comments on Slate. I can't stop laughing at him. 

The Founding Fathers never addressed space travel, nuclear weapons or cars, yet the federal government has zero program regulating all those things.

What has Charles ever done that's considered "work?" Being a welfare mooch isn't a real job. 

Governor Broseph, you don't control what bills get sent to your desk for your signature. Take a civics class before you try to be president, eh?

No, I think we all need to wait for you to remove your head from your asshole so you can eat your borscht through your mouth instead. 

Honey, go back to the kids’ table.

You don’t understand how political parties work. How many Republicans voted for Pelosi or Jefferies for speaker over the years?

I remember Justin Long trying to play a really macho manwhore in He's Just Not That Into You, but all I could see was a dweeb. 

Being “pro-life” doesn’t mean shit though, regarding the specifics. I know plenty of people who are “pro-life” who also want IVF and birth control available too in case they want access for themselves.

I cannot tell Joe Jonas and Nathan Fielder apart. Maybe that’s why they want to be BFFs now. 

I simultaneously love you and hate you for this comment. 

Good luck with all that, but we already know the outcome of what that's going to be. 

It’s like when Justin Timberlake wrote a song called Take Back the Night, and he had no idea what that phrase originally referred to. 

This is the exact scenario that got Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell in trouble with that idiot lobbyist. Dude was over six figures in debt when he took office.