Since December 2020, my coworker has gotten engaged (December), gotten dumped in favor of her ex’s ex (March), and met a new man who asked her to marry him after their second date (April). They have the license already (May)and are officially marrying the weekend of July 4.

That stood out to me as well. I’m not sure you can swing a wooden bat around for a living without developing more of a softball player’s body than a Margot Robbie body.

This movie was so ridiculous and because of the cast, folks who are known for turning in good performances, I kept thinking “well this part is very cheesy but it must get better.” THEN IT KEPT GETTING WORSE! How are you gonna have a man get a homemade flamethrower to the face then go on to keep running around…

Or why she must constantly need one.

I think I love you.

So she weighs roughly as much as the gear she’s expected to tote over hill and dale? Yup. Sounds like Hollywood. 

That dress is a goddamn mess. I’m sure the royals hated her so much they designed it themselves and had it constructed using the Queen’s musty-ass bed sheets. Truly hateful.

Lady Diana Spencer, an innocent country girl without connections? HAHAHAHA!!!

Also struggling to believe that the Palace and the royal family would let her choose her own gown without any supervision. That is not how they operate at all. More than likely, the designs were limited by the palace staff and she was given only a cursory say in any of the selctions.

I started watching it, stopped when they get to the scene where Jolie jumps off the back of the speeding truck into the bushes in a parachute, as a shortcut to signify how badass and crazy her character is. Then, when I heard it was directed by Tyler Sheridan, who made the excellent Hell or High Water, I decided to…

Especially since this was being televised worldwide, but we had nowhere near the TV/technology broadcasting we have now. It had to be gigantic to stand out on all those screens.

That looks like a Marie Antoinette milkmaid dress that she forced her least favorite lady in waiting to wear.

It’s so enormous—it looks like it was designed literally to engulf Diana so she couldn’t get away.

Puffed sleeves. Like Anne of Green Gables! 

I was confused by the blisters too. There were so many crazy injuries that mattered for like 3 seconds and then were forgotten about. I just assumed there must have been some other calamity that got edited out and the blisters were a continuity problem.

I wonder if the age you were at the time of the wedding has anything to do with what you thought about the dress. I was 5, and remember thinking that she looked beautiful, but then again, to a 5-year-old, just about any bride is a bona fide princess. Hell, I thought both my aunts looked gorgeous, and their dresses are…

Likely equal parts the original color was off white, the aging of the fabric and the soft display light so that it stays in it's current pristine weirdness for as long as possible.

Didn’t ER have, like, two helicopter crashes?

This was a very nonsensical, shitty movie with a deep mean streak and an impressive cast. Do the actors involved just do these crap fests to make their union hours or something? No one, I mean NO ONE, would ever believe Anglina Jolie was a Smoke Jumper. It is almost as bad as that POS Zack Snyder Vegas zombie thing.

That's some next level Greys Anatomy plotlining where you don't know what to do next so you have another plane crash, why not 🤷‍♀️