It’s legit terrible. No wonder that marriage was doomed.

Agree. I was looking at the photo close up, I’d only see it in the tv footage on the wedding day.

Dear God, that dress is hideous.

That dress is, hands down, the ugliest wedding dress I’ve seen, and I used to watch Say Yes to the Dress. Everything about it, to my eye, is off - the sleeves, the neckline, the waistline, the girth of the skirt, and the train. I hate it, and I will not be deterred in my hatred. 

My body bounced right back. And forth. And back. And... Honestly, it’s a regular Jell-o Jiggler now.

Where did Polk County pick her up that she looks like this in her mugshot? Was it one of those early morning raids or something? Greed is not good.

I assume Frances McDormand will play her in the movie version.

Guess $140k a year wasn’t enough for her? I just feel bad for her kids. 

The thing is, she looks pretty effing great. I saw no jiggling and her waist is small, so I really don’t get the bravery stuff. So brave to be a beautiful, fit 40-something.🤷‍♀️

Why does Tucker Carlson always look like a confused dog?

Abortion aside, being a moderator is a shitshow. I was one on a popular site and something similar happened. It was site on relationship woes. I was a frequent commenter and then was made into a mod. Until another mod, became obsessed with me. Like obsessed. He first started by trying to start side conversations with…

Holy hell a new Liz Phair album!!!

Can’t wait to see Liz Phair in November, fingers crossed, been a fan for most my life. I’m also seeing Garbage and Alanis Morisette too but I am most excited for Liz.

If anything watching Mad Men explains why America is the way it is. It's just a bunch of people being nostalgic for a time that never was, while drink and smoking too much. Personally I like Joan's Arc. 

Mad Men frequently acknowledged the way women who look like Christina Hendricks are sexualized and harassed by men. Her arc in the show ends with her leaving McCann because she can’t get anyone to take her seriously because of her gender and her looks. She walks away with millions and starts her own business.

It’s also one of those things that irl, if you didn’t feel the same way, it would be creepy as fuck. Like this foreign guy who smiled at me a few times once shows up to my parents to tell them he was going to propose then shows up and does it in public at my work? Despite never dating?

Right? I am sure Memorial Day was honored truly and honestly by millions of bereaved loved ones who didn’t have to have Twitter followers to “prove” how sad they were.

This whole “main character of your own life” is just fine until you expect the unsuspecting public to be unpaid extras. Boldly public declarations of love come to mind. Remember the triumphant scene in “Love, Actually” where Colin Firth stumbles into a busy restaurant to confess his love in halting Portuguese? The…

Nobody cares that you’re moving Chad. We’re just glad it’s away from us.