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Someone I know got busted for elder abuse after spending years whining about how much he did to take care of his aging mother with dementia. Turned out he racked up over $40k in credit card debt in her name, remortgaged her house even though it was totally paid off, cashed in her dang funeral account, and stole over

I AM GETTING VACC’D ON MONDAY.

A creep I used to know served over 2 years for having sex with a 15 year old girl while employed as a substitute teacher.

I’m an editor, so this is kind of a nerdy comment, but I fully agree about Syriana - I refer to it as a “B-C movie,” meaning if a scene is supposed to go A-B-C-D, telling you who these characters are, what they want, what’s in their way, and how they go about getting it, then Syriana completely cuts off the beginnings

Haven’t all the Duggars shriveled up and died yet?  If ever there was a group of people who needed to go away for everyone’s mental health, it’s them.  The pedophile can get lost in jail first.

His parents are too busy praying for the truth to come to light. Whatever that truth is.

Im just glad Ana de Armas came to her senses before some disaster befell.

I read about the Duggar perv being arrested yesterday, but it didn’t specify the charges. I guessed correctly. He should have gone to jail a long time ago. This time around though his parents don’t sound quite so supportive. And his wife is pregnant with number seven. I hope he has not molested one of his daughters.

IDEK what’s up with that mugshot. He looks genuinely awful and possibly on drugs. 

The tabloids were the fucking worst, but that video where he’s rubbing lotion onto her butt on a yacht probably didn’t help. (Although I think that video was meta and even had paparazzi in it? I’m not looking it up.) 

That whole family is freaky. I never got into that show, but did any of those kids turn out normal? 

Where is it? Since this fine publication appears to have NOTHING to say about Josh Duggar’s fat, smug, “I am so going to jail where I will be ass-raped repeatedly both before AND after the Bible study I’m going to organize” mug shot. 

Is this a revival of the Pissing Contest?? I haven’t been on here in a few weeks, and now I find this! 

When I was in high school I worked at an AMC that showed Rocky Horror on Friday and Saturday night at midnight. Most times it was a shit show of drunks and idiots and it was a mess to clean up (not because they did the movie right, but because they would bring in outside food, get sick, etc.).

Jesus Christ...

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I was an extra in “State of Play,” which was filmed in Washington, DC, in 2008. Today over zoom, I showed my middle school students this scene and pointed myself out.

Yikes. 

This guy is all the negative male slang words wrapped up in one; douche, tool, dipshit (universal), bro, asshole, bastard, fuckboi, etc.

Two top my list:

You ever play an RPG where they give you full control over creating a custom avatar and you create something hideous and outrageous? That’s what he is... totally. All of his facial sliders have been pushed to max.