Snakes on a Plane. I will not elaborate. 

The time it was only myself in there and I didn’t have to deal with the mouth breathers, unwanted narrators, and food munchers.

I had forgotten about that, yes. Ugh. 

Kate is the most boring royal ever, and dresses like an old lady. And yeah, the only people fawning over her are the sort who don’t want to say out loud that a woman with real personality, character and opinions is offensive and threatening to them.

Except Charles prefers blondes. Which is why Diana temporarily got the job of wife.

GOP opposition to free education and healthcare starts to make more sense when you realise the only way they can get some is to exploit desperate people.

Man fuck everything about this story. Grown, actually adult men from the party that rails against sex work, blocks welfare safety nets for teenagers, free tuition, student loan forgiveness, axes housing for displaced youth etc; battered “tuition” for sex with a 17-18 year old girl. Yet she’s the one who endangered…

I’m pleasantly surprised. Julia Roberts has been known for her rudeness to the hoi polloi. Not to mention her pressuring her current husband’s then-wife, Vera, to quickly divorce. By humiliating her. In public.

In the nursery with the nanny.

Impossible. Any picture with early 1990s hair is automatically more awkward.

to the surprise of no one the woman who “found” lady gagas dogs after the dognapping was in on it

A wealthy person being turned away from a chain restaurant is pure hilarity to me.

Why is she apologizing? If it’s a 30-minute wait, it’s a 30-minute wait. I think Dayanna Rodas needs to take a lesson from Ami Hassan of Winnipeg’s Falafel Place. He has turned away much better people than Adam Sandler.

I think the fillers hadn’t settled so that was as close as she could get to a mostly not terrifying semi-human expression.

Google’s ‘Vice President of Global Policy’ is Joel Kaplan, the Bush Jr. guy who wrote that torturing terrorists wasn’t actually torture.

Well, duh, more well-off people put their kids in daycare. Because they have enough money for good daycare and probably have jobs with more flexibility. 

Imagine being such a shitty person that you can’t support the idea of early childhood education. I’m sure the same people don’t care for free school meals or reducing child hunger and poverty. In a developed nation.

Here is link to the Oxfam press release,

In fairness to Blackburn and Vance, they’re both colossal fucking idiots.

Do you know who else supports universal preschool? People who care about children.