It’s so gross! I still don’t know how they live with themselves, regardless. I wish upon them a constant state of guilt related IBS.

Rebuttal evidence:

Just like this asshole will still be flying to DW just as regularly as he always has.

I was stunned when I found out that the parks do a booming honeymoon business. I cannot think of a less sexy way to spend a honeymoon than to be surrounded by hot, hungry children.

“No one ever questions why Ann Coulter isn’t married and doesn’t have kids”

I mistakenly went on vacation with people I thought were normal adults and were in fact Disney People.

They are horrified by these actions and regret to inform you that they will, in fact still support, whatever thing they’re horrified by.

The idiots chuds who claim they’re boycotting Walmart or whatever over some perceived political agenda. No, you’re not. You’re not hauling your fat ass to some other store. Just like this asshole will still be flying to DW just as regularly as he always has. 

Always fascinated by the folks who think their individual patronship is the #1 concern of a giant multinational corporation.

I don’t even understand the beef. It’s not like Mickey has Gucci Mane face ink now. If the guy pulling the lever on the teacups having a tattoo on his arm breaks your immersion, what were you imagining? A park run by an identical army of robot slaves? Your grandfather’s racist memories of the ‘50's?

The problem is, I’m not traveling across the country and paying thousands of dollars to watch someone I do not know express themselves.

“GO TO KNOTT’S BERRY FARM YOU PRUDE FUCK!”

~Mickey Mouse

I am there for the immersion and the fantasy, not the reality of a stranger’s self-expression.

“The problem is, I’m not traveling across the country and paying thousands of dollars to watch someone I do not know express themselves.”

In my personal experience, adults who are extremely into Disney and regularly travel there without children are, without fail, fucking weirdos (present company excluded, of course).

How dare Disney make its parks more pleasant for more people? It goes against everything Walt Disney stood for!

Dude is a Clark County Deputy District Attorney. I look forward to his bosses hearing that he’s unhappy that sex trafficking and racism is no longer part of what he can enjoy while on vacation.

I don’t think Jenner realizes how much she is disliked by everyone regardless of their politics. I guess being rich insulates you from that kind of thing.

Yang would be hilarious if this was a vanity campaign and he didn’t have a real chance of becoming the mayor of one of the most important cities in the U.S.

He’s the Elon Musk of “politicians.”