Good riddance. I had to fire one of my employees who was at a remote office and pretty much did nothing to help the transition to remote during the pandemic. Turns out he was lying that he needed more equipment cause he kept using it up because my boss went down there and found a room filled with computer shit he was…

I hear tell, not all of those big jewels were obtained quite on the up-and-up, and that there are a couple countries that would like a word with them, but this can’t possible be the case. ;)

Oh Noooooooo ;-).

Hawley would go down like Nellie Olsen.

... but deliver us from Florida, for thine is The (Magic) Kingdom, and The Broward, and The tramp-stamped Shawty, forever and ever, Amen. 

I wonder if this friend has considered that what he will do if she doesn’t answer is “find somebody else to call at 2 in the morning”. She may not have realized (or want to admit to herself) that taking her ex’s calls doesn’t make her special and important to him; she’s just available.

I’m also a block on all channels don’t talk to each other kind of person. I know I won’t move on if I’m constantly aware of what they are up to, or wondering if they’re watching what I’m up to. I agree that it’s totally human to fantasize about that mythical magical closure, and as adults we need to identify fantasy…

I couldn’t give less of a shit what the law says. If I find a device on my car, and I don’t know what it is, and don’t know where it came from, and don’t want it on my car, I’m removing it and throwing it in the trash.

James has become your stand-in for perfection, a state that is hard to envision unless it is shrunk to the dimensions of a person, place, or thing.

This permission from God stuff, or purporting to know God’s will has been a long-time peeve of mine. But this couple? Delusional.

[God] also said that he would never give anyone permission to trespass

Sounds like the court disagreed with that reasoning, but they might make the case that *you* are illegally tracking someone else by attaching the tracker to someone else’s car.

“I have a dream, that some day, crazy Christian Black folks will be as crazy as crazy Christian white folks with a sense of entitlement and delusions of inside knowledge of God’s plan, which of course includes God’s intention for them to be treated like a VIP by the universe.”

I thought this was gonna be another airBnB gone wrong thing, with people having rented the property from a scam artist -which was a big thing in Florida at one point, but this is so much worse. Yet, somehow, so much more Florida.

They sent out invites detailing their love story, noting “how he proposed over pizza on Christmas Eve.”

I cannot imagine the unearned confidence it takes to think that would have worked out in any way.

Step 1: remove tracking device

Where is Jezza and his gentleman’s sausage burnouts?

Exactly. If you made it part of MY car, that shit is mine, and I’ll do with it as I please.

I would’ve slapped it to the bottom of an Amazon delivery truck  or even better yet a semi that was from out of state.