Honestly, I think this is as good as Jill's grasp on reality is going to get. Major scandals with her parents, church, and brother combined with a decent husband won't be enough to undo the decades of fucked up shit she was raised with. 

The better option would be for these wealthy celebrities to, you know, make a huge donation but...I guess 20 minutes here, an hour there, and a mural work on a smaller level?

Yeah but Clarence Thomas insists we need to be “consistent with the Nation’s historical tradition” of carrying muskets, dying of tuberculosis, and shitting in holes in the ground.

He also convinced a judge that his community service requirement should be on a humanitarian mission in Haiti, but all he did was show up with a gun and terrorize people.

Drew, like all her celebrity friends, will always be motivated by money no matter how "real" or "down to earth" they insist they are. 

Or there’s a third option: religion and purity culture fucked him up so bad he’s terrified of sex and women. It wouldn’t be the first time, and we’ve all seen seen what happens when men like that DO marry: Josh Duggar. 

And also... Way to prove Jill's point, Jim Bob!

Picture of the girlfriend in question, but you wouldn’t know her anyway so...

Susan, you may want to add that the GOP operative leaked that information a few hours after this story ran:

It’s also important to note that Jim Bob was shitty at negotiations.

And that's what I don't understand. Whatever legal team they had write or review the letters would have known the letters would be made to the public? Did no one tell these two?

Jezebel really needs to look into Virginia State senator Dunnavant. She’s trying to say she doesn’t support an abortion ban because she supports abortion up to 15 weeks. Except she doesn’t describe what she thinks for after 15 weeks.

Superhero movies do really, really well in China, I've heard. That's why DC and Marvel will never stop churning out this shit even though it's the mostly the same plotlines. There are only so many things you can do with a superhero. 

Innocent until proven guilty is a judicial term. It has no relevance anywhere else. If you had multiple brain cells, you’d know that from, I don’t know, reading a fucking newspaper or book.

They don't bathe their kids so I feel like that's on track with their stupidity. 

Is the no drugs crap a Scientology thing? Because Tom Cruise acts like he's on uppers all the time. 

Plus they’re both wealthy. I’m sure they have a team of nannies just like all the other wealthy celebrities.

I’m curious how much it would cost to keep these billboards up for a year. I’d be willing to make a donation to keep them up. Where’s Mackenzie Bezos when you need her money?!?

Any college or university is required by federal law to publicly report sexual assaults by year. Therefore, they have every incentive to persuade women to not report.

But colleges and universities don't even do that. They try to avoid the issue and hope they don't get sued. And they do take their chances with doing nothing.