That’s like having your coworkers vote on whether or not you should be fired because you embezzled company funds or you sexually assaulted the accountant.

To this day, at the University of Virginia, cheating is an automatic explusion whereas sexual assault, even when the perpetrator admits it, is a slap on the wrist.

I think the same of Donatella Versace. Lady, do you think your face looks good? Because it doesn't!

It’s like when Simon Cowell and Rupert what's his name fucked up their faces with plastic surgery. How could they look in the mirror and think everything was cool?!?

I’m waiting for all these starved rich people to learn that malnutrition speeds up the aging process and makes you look like shit. 

True but how do you think GOOPy and Oprah got so rich?

To be fair, if Governor Meatball was the father of my kids, I'd be afraid for them all the time at long as I'm living. 

Is Meatball kidnapping that child?!  The kid looks scared!

Paul Rudd almost a decade older, and he looks better than this weirdo.

You can do dumb shit like this when you don’t have to worry about food, housing, health care, and education because you’re not slaving away at a job where you work 70 hours a week for 40 hours worth of meager pay.

I am one year older than this guy, and I still get carded because...

If you’re gonna keep up the “I’m fine” charade, the literal least you can do is make sure Mitch’s clothes are tailored properly to accommodate what’s clearly rapid weight loss.

And I wish she’d said that during her confirmation, although it wouldn’t have mattered.

Yeah and they were supposed to be the "modern" monarchy. I fail to see how anything is different from two centuries ago all the way down to the infidelity. 

You know what else Andrew never did? Cooperated with the FBI.

They’re probably drug users who hate taxes. That’s all a libertarian is today.

Right? A lot of family lore gets passed down and retold. It’s very common for details to be exaggerated or straight up not true. Many parents and relatives, including mine, tell stories where they are the convenient hero despite reality.

I visited many jails and prisons for work. One meal (beans and franks) resembled cat shit in sludge.

And this is why Woody Guthrie was very intentional about the hook and chorus sections. He never wanted to write something that could be extracted and misused out of context.

Are there any fillers that don’t make your face look lopsided and weird? I can’t stop staring at how weird Kate’s face is, and the bad makeup isn’t helping.