Intentionally putting the wrong name on a coffee cup is something only Peggy Hill would find funny. 

I don't think much of her either, but she does play the guitar. 

I didn’t like it all that much because it was pretty predictable but...

One of the reasons Amanda Knox got locked up was because Italian police found her DNA...in the bathroom sink.

Right? I would want Samantha as a best friend. She exuded confidence in a way that made me jealous. 

We had a shitty employee at my old job, and I had a boss who refused to manage. Rather than confront this shitty employee, she’d send out all staff emails instead to reprimand this person's bad behavior. And said shitty employee always, always thought it was someone else!!!!!

The original song doesn’t make sense either though.

Also what difference would smiling evidence mean? A smile is not permanent consent!

It’s like no sex Ed and premarital sex. We’re not gonna tell you about sex so you’ll never figure it out.

For the longest time, they weren’t. They had to comply because families kept sending their kids there, but since the “credits” were meaningless, they didn’t know until someone told them. One woman tried to become a teacher, and some faceless drone broke the news to her that due to lack of accreditation, her diploma…

This explanation is literally the only thing that makes sense. There's a reason PR people prefer to run a famous person's social media accounts because you get dumb shit like this if they don't. 

That quote will forever bug me because I have no idea what that means. Did her clone do it? Did a ghost? Did she get hacked? What does that mean?!?

Not really no. During the Bush years, the GOP called them traitors for opposing the war. Then the Tea Party welcomed them. Then, for some ironic reason, they disappeared during the Trump years and haven’t been seen since. I dunno why because all the shit Trump supports used to be shit they hated.

For extra context, here’s why Jennifer Aniston hates cancel culture.

Plus the legit libertarians will call him out. He's not one if he supports defense spending, especially for other countries. 

Paired with cattlemen footwear. 

Remember Mittens’ defense? He thought he should have phrased it better, including the shit how health care was an "entitlement" for poor people. 

Doesn’t help that his jeans are brand new either. 

When I first read the headline, I assumed it was about pregnancy because I totally see Meatball using that term in that context. 

Could someone tell Youngkin that? Because he thinks he's gonna be president, and he doesn't care if he shits the bed in Virginia to do it.