So fucking stupid it is then! 

He reminds me of when John McCain tried to brand himself as a “maverick.”

Are you stupid or really fucking stupid?

The family stands to gain a lot of money. They intentionally choose Cooper (not a Jew) over Jake Gyllenhaal (half Jewish) to sell the rights to their father’s story. Cooper is a bigger star than Gyllenhaal, and Cooper was coming fresh off the Oscars when he made the purchase.

None of this is surprising though. SJP very much treats AJLT as her second chance to address the numerous valid criticisms about the treatment of (or lack thereof) social justice issues.

And definitely not listening to confession from children. Sex abuse and blackmail go hand in hand!

Uh did you do IBLP with Bill GotHard? That's a very Duggar thing. 

I met a couple of Mormon missionaries who were trying to cover up their shock when I told them I was an atheist. When they tried to question me, I said, “if you need religion to mandate that you have to be a good person, then you are not a good person. I’m not perfect, but when I help someone, it’s because I want to,…

One of the reasons hardcore Christians, especially Catholics, hate yoga is because yoga wants you to feel whole, centered, and content.

I’m sure it was the first time around though. 

That’s not what Bernstein’s nose looked like though. It certainly wasn’t that pointy. Cooper looks like an evil cartoon on a Nazi propaganda poster.

Well someone binge watched the Diplomat and thought it was realistic!

Kindred spirits you and me. I shouldn't have had to scroll down this far for a Thorn Birds reference!

You joke, but I can totally see the Thorn Birds getting banned now since this guy used it as an instructional manual all the way down to the dad comparisons!

They probably already do that anyway the way they have stylists and elocution coaches.

There are still people **today** who compare her to zoo animals and accuse her of being a trans woman, and she hasn’t been FLOTUS since 2017. 

We’re talking about the first Black president. Michelle had zero room for error.

Her chest looks like it has a butt sticking out of it. She must own a really weird bra.

It’s like throwing a woman into a lake to see if she can swim because you think she might be a witch.

Has Meatball ever met a Disney lawyer? Does he know what the requirements are to be a Disney lawyer? Because they don't take anyone fresh out of law school.