My sister is an attorney, and she told me judges frequently pack heat given that they have the power to really negatively affect people’s lives. She knows of one judge who keeps a handgun underneath his bench. 

Right? Isn't that what Taylor Swift did at her idiotic Fourth of July party a few years back?

Perhaps these men can wipe their tears with all the extra dollars they get from the gender pay gap or they can take a boner pill that their health insurance covers as they sit at the top of the corporate food chain, surrounded by other men who look like them, while they commiserate over how downtrodden they are.

I literally had the same thought. I get the impression she doesn't like being upstaged even a little bit. 

If Maine couldn’t give Susan Collins the boot, I’m not sure Tennessee can give Blackburn the boot. I am supportive though!

JFC these two sound like college freshmen trustafarians on LSD.

Doesn’t the Vatican funnel money to local dioceses for non-sex abuse reasons?

Billion!! Ah that’s a hell of a typo I just corrected.

In the meantime, estimates put the Vatican’s total worth at $5-30 billion. No one knows because corruption and greed.

Eh that’s because this fight will never, ever happen.

JFC with NYC real estate being what it is, this show went full on fantasy. Carrie has three places to fuck: her place with Big, her old apartment, and a hotel. If you can afford to pay rent on someone else’s overpriced NYC  apartment for the sole reason of fucking, the wealth tax ain’t high enough.

I love how DiFi has gone to great lengths to convince us all that everything is hunky dory in her world and she’s perfectly healthy until...

Correct. Jonah Hill and the others did the same thing.

And how do you feel about magazines like Men’s Health or Shape or GOOP featuring underweight people who promote disordered eating?

Right. She's denying the allegations of wrongdoing, but she never explicitly saying or doing those things. I bet if you asked her about the banana thing, she'd say yes and there's nothing wrong with that. 

It’s pretty much the same defense as Lea Michele, Jonah Hill, and Ellen DeGeneres.

He didn’t jump up and down on Oprah’s couch.

Oh please. Like Rudy can even get that little pecker up these days without the blue pill. I suspect he hasn’t seen his dick since the 1990s.

Lizzo, you will never dismantle the master’s house with the master’s tools...or however that quote goes.

I had a hunch she wasn’t nice after I saw the Postmates incident blow up and she had to apologize.