That comment reminded me of how butthurt Howard Stern was that NBA players didn’t recognize him. Your communication medium is outdated. You can stomp around like a spoiled toddler and act high and mighty or you can adapt and stay relevant.

Look, Albrecht and Noah, when you squeeze a prize-winning pumpkin out of your butthole and survive that experience, then maybe let’s talk. Until then, fuck off to your butter churning.

The best part is Robert Redford is still alive. I cannot wait to read his reaction on this.

Because it’s white people being all thirsty and aspirational. Coveting the lives of rich, powerful assholes is what white people do. Aaron Sorkin wouldn’t be in business otherwise.

Josh, they’re called fillers, not Botox. Get it right. Also you were trying use AI to look more “masculine” but you ended up looking like the weirdo on the playground who sniffs the benches at the end of a hot day.

It’s not defending Kim though. It’s pointing out how men “discover” an activity women have been doing for years and mocked for it. Not only makeup but everything.

All sarcasm aside, this was a plotline on Silicon Valley, I think!!!! Turns out the younger “perfect specimen” was secretly stuffing his face with junk food and lived in squalor.

If only there was an online video sharing platform that included instructional videos on these sorts of things!

I know I’ll never “get” Vogue or understand the fashion world, but Margot Robbie’s pose is so awkward and painful that my back is having sympathy pains.

And only a crusty white guy could say that with any sincerity and seriousness.

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

It reminds me of the morons who invented a water bottle that reminds you to drink water because, I don’t know, your own body has never done that.

The Evangelicals call him “God’s imperfect vessel.” It doesn’t matter what he does or says. All that matters is that he does their bidding whatever that is.

Every public-facing restaurant job I ever had required me to know the Heimlich and I had to demonstrate it.

Have fun suing him. It's a great cash cow as he'll never stop. 

Right and those same people will follow up with “which countries” because Americans can distinguish between nationalities.

Africa has 54 countries. It’s 30 million square kilometers versus the United States’ nine million square kilometers. Alexandria, Egypt to Johannesburg, South Africa is 5300 miles or a ten hour flight, not including connections.

Ingraham’s mea culpa is about as good as it’s going to get. I hope some pro bono lawyer takes on this libel and slander case as the hotel’s attorney: Fox News, NY Post, and the veterans “advocacy” organization make great defendants here!

I laughed out loud and just realized I wasn't on mute so fuck you for that today. 

I suspect she's no longer cognizant enough to understand resigning if she did so. She would probably show up to work the next day like nothing happened.