If God wanted you to have a functioning dick past the age of 40, She would have given you one. But She didn’t so your dick needs to stay broken.

Is broken dick a serious disease? Viagra got the fastest FDA approval. Can we sue the FDA for that?

Nate only got that job because Rupert wanted to stick to his ex. Nate could have been anyone to Rupert.

And I hate the Nate storyline just as much as Jack. He’s clearly supposed to stil have this soft, vulnerable core that he’s hiding from Rupert. (It’s so obvious these two are gonna fight, Rupert will be an asshole, and Nate will go running back to Ted who will forgive him.)

If she isn’t mentally competent enough to sign an enforceable contract or enter into a legally-binding agreement, then she can’t vote in the Senate.

Josh, who caused all this chaos over multiple centuries? Who not only set up a system that put them in charge but also ensured this system would be replicated for generations to come? Who has been in control of pretty much every powerful field: law, government, science, engineering, etc.? Who set up the system to…

That’s why I'm surprised Rob Porter never killed either one of his ex-wives. I bet Hope Hicks is blackmailing him with information on their split because I refuse to believe he never laid a hand on her. 

I long for even one in them to go full Aimee Osbourne, get away from the public eye, and change their names to Todd or Sally when they turn 18. 

I can’t tell if this is some sort of slick PR stunt designed to gain sympathy for Kim or Kim is so out of touch that she has no idea how any of this content comes across to everyone else. 

So grandparents can only wear swimsuits if they're hot by your standards? How does that work? 

Leana Wen pulled similar shit at the PPA headquarters, but the Washington Post gave her a platform to spew her verbal diarrhea. I'm shocked at the amnesia over that two-faced weasel. 

And if she does succeed, Musk will make up some reason to fire her so damn fast and come running back. 

That’s why I wasn’t surprised when the Obamas, the Bushes, and Ellen DeGeneres were all friends. Excessive wealth is the great uniter. 

That assumption relies on no national abortion ban. 

Where are all these fuckers going to go when their wives, mistresses, daughters, and daughters of friends need one? Do they go to Canada or something?

Plus having lots and lots of money will insulate De Niro from the struggles of having kids this late in life. If his kid ends up with schizophrenia, which is a good chance because of De Niro’s age, he’ll have plenty of wealth to address that diagnosis so he’s never burdened with it himself.

What the fuck is going on at CNN? They've descended to Chuck Todd levels of journalistic incompetence.

Much like John McCain, they'd all go running to an abortion clinic if it was their kid or grandkid. At least McCain admitted his hypocrisy. 

MTS could be a daughter or a sister. What difference does that make?

At this point, does she have any idea what's going on? At least Strom Thurmond obeyed the aide who told him how to vote. I'm not confident Feinstein could do that.