Did Charlie Kelly write those petitions!???!?

Fuck off, Kate Hudson. 

The problem with any true story is that writers will always mash together or fictionalize scenes to connect the real events together and/or inject drama where there originally wasn’t any to make the script interesting or cut down on run time.

My mom is in her 80s, and she told me “what’s in this drink?” was supposed to be plausible deniability for when a woman got drunk. She wasn’t supposed to do it on purpose because it was unladylike.

Thank you.

Remember how women sent anti-choice politicians graphic photos and emails of their periods?

I suspect he and his team are growing very self-conscious about him being the butt of jokes.

Yeah that’s not a national race though. Presidential races are national.

And who is allowed to vote in that election?

Because it’s a House race. There’s not as much money available nor individual power at stake.

I’d love to know what the anti-choice crowd — who relies on IVF to reproduce but doesn’t have enough out-of-pocket money to go out of the country multiple times to do it — think.

I used to think that too until...

I didn’t even need a gif to give you your star.

You don’t stay rich by paying money if you don’t have to. Baby Boomers and the 1%ers taught me that!

Perez Hilton was one of the people who apologized for his treatment of Britney Spears.

I also wish she’d stop claiming to be worried about raising her kids. You’re from old money and politics. If your kid needs an abortion or chemotherapy or a condo free and clear in San Francisco or military credit without the combat or a trip to space, they’ll get that times a billion.

And walking up glass stairs.

That’s because deep down MAGA people know their ideas are pretty shitty. Far easier to claim being an independent while being a MAGA lapdog. 

Yes. 

Regardless if they’re famous or not, nepo babies still end up with an excellent start in life long before they’re born. Philip Seymour Hoffman didn't leave his kids any money, and one of them is an actor.