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Even John did better for Molly’s birthday party in the pilot for Loot. He got Seal to (not) perform! 

There is no such thing as a right leaning independent anymore. If you ask any of them who identify that way, they'll parrot MAGA talking points but insist they're independent. 

Calling all Jez lawyers! How many years is he potentially looking at? Served concurrently or not? Where will he do time for this?

This right here.

It never ceases to amaze me how right Martin Luther was about the Catholic Church... NEARLY 500 YEARS AGO! 

Remember this guy is the reason that BBC fired him and his hosts from Top Gear because he punched someone.

The problem is this guy represents Queens and Long Island. The NYT only wants “undecided” voters in diners and trunk stops in swing states to talk coded racism for Pulitzer bait.

How are you going to write a book about parenting when you outsourced the hard work to the women in your life or hired help?

During the pre-interview part, did Emily/Emily’s PR team really not come up with better anecdotes than that?

And Harry has never known nor needed to know the price of anything...until now.

I would wager every cent to my name that Cameron either didn't know or didn't remember that Gadot was pregnant at the time. 

Good to know obnoxious, sexist male film buffs never change when they're jealous or, you know, talking. 

They may not need money, but they’re certainly acting like they need it desperately. Unless...this is all they know how to do?

JFC no wonder it’s a hereditary monarchy. If that job required brains, they’d be screwed.

Which is gross if that’s true.

See that’s what I think they really want to do, but they can’t because it’s too low class. The middle class passive-aggressively snipes at each other during holidays, but they see each other more often.

That’s what I don’t understand.

If they did, wouldn't that risk them losing even more money? I know Harry got Diana money, but they may need an inheritance from Charles too. 

In an ironic way, that whole family gradually turned into a Jerry Springer episode over the last 40 years.

Wait. Meghan sent that letter to her father because the palace advised her to?!?!!