That was my first thought as well. Do you have any idea how easy it will be to bribe these people? It won't take much. 

The Post and NYT have done similar stories in the past on the “real” America, and I don’t understand the point aside from Pulitzer bait.

And if I hear a bunch of shit about gerrymandering, I will gladly point out how it doesn’t affect the Senate at all.

This is a great idea for anyone who wants to buy Viagra or a firearm! I’d totally volunteer to serve on that board!

Polling data doesn’t really matter though. Sure, a majority of Americans support abortion rights but...

It reads as though he's mad at the snobby elites for not accepting him but he also doesn't want to be part of their club either. 

This makes me wonder if the show was just that bad, and we never noticed at the time.

It’s 11 chapters over 272 pages. That’s about 25 pages per chapter, depending on the font.

And Friends pigeonholed him into being a doofus. If you watch the first two seasons, he wasn't. His character was wasted on that doofus act. 

The last time I had to take it was in 2006. The HR woman running the training said, “the first person you need to tell of your sexual harassment is the harasser himself! He doesn’t know otherwise!”

I’m a boss, and here’s what I suspect happened.

And they say women are bad leaders because we’re prone to drama and irrational behavior...

Supermodel interviews in the 1970s give, I suspect, the real deal on how to look like that.

Ironic given she confessed to not having an eating disorder but simply not eating. I think she also struggled with drug addiction.

And getting paid to get ripped like McElhenney was.

Also it's Matthew Perry. How relevant is he that he has THAT much to say???!?

Dolph Lundgren looks like a Krispy Kreme donut fresh off the conveyor belt. 

Yeah. Serena Williams is a fatass. That was why she nearly died in childbirth.

If celebrities told the truth about how they maintain their looks, as Rob McElhenney did once, you’d either end up with disordered eating or an unrealistic, expensive fitness and nutrition regimen or some combination of the two.

I still don't understand how he wasn't self-conscious about his deformed genitalia. I always know when a dude is self -conscious about his dick because I never hear the end of it.