I’ve seen a bunch of pictures of Kate these days, and she looks miserable when she’s not fake smiling. The one with her and Tom Cruise at the Mission Impossible premiere? Yikes but I’ll cut her slack on that because he’s nucking futz.

My brain knows that picture is Ellen DeGeneres, but all I see is Eminem. 

I read profiles of fundamentalist Christians who had no idea these schools weren’t accredited. Parents bought the line of shit and refused to let their kids go anywhere else.

Ali Wong

You can see her bodily physically reacting to being kicked though 

Very 1984!

The school sounds more like a grift than anything else, but as we’ve seen in Canada and the Catholic Church, super secret schools breed physical and sexual abuse.

I wonder what would happen if AOC introduced a bill that banned Viagra nationwide.

Pecora should file charges. I doubt anything would stick because you can’t actually see the kicks unless there’s video from another angle.

Why did this guy write a book and a movie about his life? He doesn't say anything of value. 

It probably doesn't help that Kimmel isn't funny and never was. 

I had no idea how short Tom Cruise is until he married Katie Holmes. In their wedding picture, she's scrunching down so they're face to face. 

I’m not being a wise ass when I say this but...

I would normally snark at you, but I really like you so please take this as non sarcastic, respectful disagreement.

I know the Handmaid’s Tale came out in the mid-1980s when Pence was a nobody but...

Just like Facebook!

Not one that’s 50 repetitive sentence fragments and takes 10 minutes to sputter out.

My hope is that Charles will be the last king because he’s such a dumbass that he'll ruin the monarchy with shit like this. 

About 17 years ago, I dated a guy who told me he was too “emotionally damaged” from his divorce to commit to me or anyone else. He couldn’t even consider dating let alone sex.

Then maybe don’t host such an event at a building that is overseen, maintained, and regularly receives money from THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, you utter pillock*!!?????!??!