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Snide-O-Mite
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The British Royal Family should be on the hook for $6 billion FFS. 

Queen Elizabeth and Ted Kennedy did awful things. Being dead doesn't change that. 

She actively forgot independence of the colonies in her lifetime. She also exempted her and her family from a law that mandated all stolen art and artifacts be returned to their original countries.The very crown she wore was stolen.

There was also a law that said looted art and other artist had to be returned to their original countries but...

Second one.

Yes silencing anti-monarchists and people who object to sex crimes in 2022 is a GREAT look, BRF. Good job! Being out of touch is great job security. 

I used to think it was DNA. Now I realize she and Kris have the same plastic surgeon. Copy and paste. 

The problem is that strategist is a title anyone can give themselves. It doesn’t mean anything.

I guess no one told Frankel that the Royal Family employs speech coaches so they don’t sound like, I don't know, grating auctioneers with volume control problems. You know who else had speech coaches? Michelle Obama.

All the reviews I’ve seen are either lukewarm or plain bad. I’m confused as to why this movie keeps getting non-review coverage when it’s not very good.

It also empowers strangers to go up to them in public and demand time, attention, selfies, autographs, etc.

Aaaaaand that proves my point. :)

And she did far more damage to millions of Black and Brown people than I ever could. 

Eh that’s a very common thing to say when hyping a movie, especially about an actual person. Jim Carrey tried to say the same thing about Andy Kaufman possessing him to justify being a raging asshole on set. I heard the same stuff about the Wizard of Oz and Poltergeist.

What the fuck did the Queen ever do to try to make the world a better place? She certainly made the world a better place FOR HER. Is that what he meant?

Given her ill-gotten wealth, offering reparations is literally the least she could have done.

I wonder how many people realize Steven Spielberg literally met and married his current wife under identical circumstances, and no one ever cared. 

And Kim Cattrall didn’t like SJP. Who fucking cares? They did their jobs and went home.

This is the most accurate sentence on the internet today. 

Why is it such a BFD when two women don’t get along? Our vaginas aren’t magnets; we don’t immediately bond with someone because of our gender.