snide-o-mite
Snide-O-Mite
snide-o-mite

You’re right, but whenever I hear “West Wing is my favorite show,” I’m always disappointed.

I’ve worked in politics and government. Thanks to that fucking show, a bunch of white men, who would eventually become my coworkers, got into that field and thought making mansplaining speeches and skipping the budget process were requirements of the job. I can’t tell you how many times I had to tell those fuckers to

I completely agree, and it hurts men too because they don’t really ever know what they want.

I had this exact conversation with a former guy friend. All his gfs were young, thin, waifs who had addiction issues that conveniently kept them thin.

One of the most shocking details of the Holmes/Cruise divorce (and I’d love your spouse’s take on this) is that Tom has always had and continues to have access to Suri. He can see his daughter whenever he wants and he never has!!

White supremacy for the win!

Carolyn Hax fans are truly a unique brand of insufferable white people. At least once or twice a month, one of them just HAS to bring up in her weekly chat how smug and self-satisfied they are when they ban politics from being discussed at social gatherings.

We’re learning that only Trump can campaign that way. No one else can pull it off.

Remember when Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch two separate times? (He never jumped up and down.) One of the reasons he did it is because he was avoiding Oprah’s questions about whether or not he was going to propose to Katie Holmes. Oprah kept pressing him for details, he didn’t want to answer, and the audience

Oh? Do go on!! Please tell me how there's not an ounce of sex in, I don't know, everything we see. 

And legally served it to us in public.

Here’s the one thing that bugged me about Booksmart:

Then how come it’s all over daytime TV (soap operas), advertising, children’s programming (Disney and Nickelodeon), primetime TV, cable, politics, religion, and music?

Her with the orthorexia dressed up as a lifestyle choice and him for not quitting football. 

I agree. I remember that Vanity Fair article where Scientology was auditioning wives before Katie came along. They asked one of them to shave down her canines. She declined.

Anne Romney tried the same line in 2012.

Oh look. You showed up. There it is!

I think you’re right. That’s the tone I’ve gotten in comments sections when I crack jokes these days whereas five years ago, I would have gotten some all caps, defensive tirade about biology, reproduction, and the age of consent. (Just got other day, a guy admitted to me that older men don’t date younger women for

When Columbia University was overcharging tuition, one of the suggestions for students was to take odd jobs, including walking the university president’s dog.

I’d think the Rockefellers and Kennedys and Kochs would consider third generation wealth to be new money.