Both of them are pretty insufferable. I’m okay with any downfall.

I see more front and side boob at awards shows and the beach, and that’s just fine. But God forbid a woman breastfeed in public, then all of the sudden we’re traumatized and scandalized.

Jinx!

I read my kid all of the Laura Ingalls Wilder books.

All of it is bad but nouveau riche is a special kind of obnoxious and tacky.

Kanye is many horrible things, but he’s not wrong here.

Because I bet they calculated that the cost of lawsuits was less than the money and fame he was making for the network.

That’s because comedy is about punching up and mocking power. Rich white guys founded this country and have been controlling it for over 200 years. When you have that much power, there are no opportunities to punch up because you’re the top.

He obviously has some deal with the devil because he looks exactly the same as he did on Head of the Class 35 years ago!

I had my annual exam last month. My gyno said she started meeting with lawmakers, not to lobby, but to give basic sex Ed instruction. Multiple crusty old white guys had no idea on the specifics of where babies come from even though they had kids of their own. And these taint stains are voting on what we should do with…

This. There’s a non-zero change this exchange happened but...

Leo will do what George Clooney did: wait until he wants to be taken more seriously or run for office and then find a woman who’s still younger than he is but with a better “pedigree” and not in her 20s and definitely still hot.

I agree with everything you said. I was put off by Kate’s ambition to bag a prince because that’s all she wanted and she put herself and let him put her through humiliation to get there. Fuck that.

You are correct, but I'm not sure JLo cares. She's content to be married to a zombie. 

It’s not really a new position. He's spinning his position so it's not as radical. He's still at anti-choice as he always was. The only thing that's different is that he doesn't want you to know that. 

It’s not a Royal Family membership requirement to be interesting. None of them have been or are right now even the untouchable Diana.

But that’s exactly what gets you into unhealthy relationships, especially if the other person knows it.

It’s easy to say JLo dragged a very reluctant man with mental health issues down the aisle but...

JFC can't this woman be single for ten minutes?!!!? 

Yeah I don’t know why Lady Gaga is considered a brilliant actress. She’s not that great.