Someone described this guy as Dennis the Menace with lip injections, and now that's all I see. 

I watched one of those behind the scenes videos on YouTube. Punk’d was originally supposed to prank non-celebrities, but the first few attempts didn’t go well once people found out a wealthy celebrity was behind it. So MTV switched it to celebrities being pranked.

Lucky for you, I opened more than one book! Perhaps you could read them?

As soon as that guy gets a baby with severe disabilities or costly health problems, he’s going to bail, yes, even though he’d have more than enough money to care for such a child.

I wonder how Vance would feel if his spouse was beating him on a regular basis..

What’s Vance’s response for children who witness domestic violence then?

I don’t understand the point of the original tweet. You want to compare them because you think they’re an example of colorism and the proof is in their career trajectories. But then you go back and say that people are acting like it’s a breakout role for Keke.

It’s a show that has flying dragons that breathe fire. But, sure, I guess you need to stay true to “that time.”

I’m a Gen Xer and government employee. I’ve never met a longtime Boomer employee who was NOT surprised when someone quits.

There’s always the transition to cultural appropriation of Black people and music and then “getting back to my roots” always happens right after that.

Demi is a child star. I have a hunch they have no idea who they are because they never had a chance to develop their own identity. It’s whatever agent or production company thought was the best identity to make money off Demi. There’s a decent chance Demi is being genuine, however...

A friend of mine from childhood hasn’t been single since seventh grade. She is now 45. She dated three men her whole life, including her husband who she locked down sophomore year of high school. 

Trump has never and will never see a day in jail.

Michelle Obama and Beyonce already did this.

I knew a dude like this in grad school. He was so attractive that you’d stop to look at him. Like wow was he hot!!

That’s why a nationwide ban on gay marriage, like abortion, is the only solution.

I wonder how Cruz would respond to states that wanted to ban men from voting or owning property or driving.

Please don’t forget Megan McArdle’s horrifically bad take yesterday on Twitter.

Don’t forget that Jerry Seinfeld dated a teenager too. 

I wonder if IVF will be the line in the sand. The anti-choicers I know are eerily silent on IVF, I suspect, because that’s an option they might need themselves one day. They’re against abortion because they’ll either never need it or they’ll justify their choice privately or they’re wealthy.