These settlements are factored into the cost of doing business so what do Lyft and Uber care?

So the libertarians are going to scream and yell over this just like they did when Roe fell, right?

Isn’t this the same party that swears there’s a pedophile in every pizza joint?

Acting and a timeshare?

OMG those two need to stop it and shut up already!

Razzie I mean!

Biden spent the last half century being anti -choice. I’m not sure he cares if McConnell keeps his word or not?

I’ve seen tan Italians before. But that doesn’t apply to her.

The egregious self-tanner and previous pictures would indicate otherwise. (And Jezebel covered it a few weeks back.)

I’m so glad you asked! Here are all the things Biden can do all my himself on abortion!

Lea Michele is a white lady. This disclaimer needs to be made for her and all the Kardashians who use spray tan to be ethnically ambiguous.

Of course there's no law enforcement or immigration enforcement. The wealthy don't want any threats to the cheap labor supply and arresting minorities would generate bad press for the Hamptons!

Because he didn’t allow the rest of the witnesses to testify, and they were ready to.

Why does Biden think he’s entitled to a second term when he clearly opposes a health care right that a majority of Americans want?

Exactly. Kate, like Diana, knows that her value comes from her looks.

Except....

I suspect the lobbying division and the HR division of large companies are completely siloed. They're probably not even in the same time zone. 

So if you weren’t a dad or grandfather, you’d be a-okay with what’s going on?

He looks like he smells really bad. 

That’s the most insulting thing Biden has said so far.