But how in the hell does any of this work in reality? If abortion is banned in your state and you know you can get sued if you go to Illinois, you’re not going to broadcast what you’re doing. How the hell is the state going to prove anything?!

OMG yes and she looks like her too! The woman in your story reminded me of Melania Trump.

My friend’s MIL (late-70s) has never held a paid job. She’s always had hired help - maid, cook, landscaper, nanny, etc.

Eh...

You know, Kim, take away all your paid staff and you’d be shitting your Spanx knockoffs trying to figure out how to feed and occupy four young children every day.

There’s nothing to stop Cuomo from coming back so I can see why he’s trying.

Billie Ellish never apologized to him either. I wonder where his empty threat went on that. 

1) helping the poor and not interfering with natural reproduction are tenets of their faith. The former isn’t as popular, and the latter is only applied to one gender. Opposing sexual assault isn’t an official tenet of their faith, but they claim they support victims. Don't know where that support was during the…

Exhibit A: Tim Kaine

I just want to be able to put the goddamn mail down on the dishwasher and find it in the same place an hour later.

Agreed. I just wish people didn't want to live with me and swear everything is okay. Now that I'm married, I'm guessing I won't get many takers for the rest of my life. 

I’ve noticed a pattern with the people I’ve lived with, including best friend, sibling, ex boyfriend, husband, and my kid.

Both of you should write: return to sender. Addressee literally doesn't exist. 

Dafaq did I just read?

That was my reaction to the Kate Hudson/Matthew McConaughey treasure hunt movie. They were married and divorced. WHEN? When she was ten?!

It’s not entirely her fault. Blame casting. But if she's reading for a part that calls for a 40-something woman, she could point out that she wouldn't pass for one. 

But there was no reason to!

Or late 30s. It’s not clear but...

I'd agree with you except have you seen Mandy Moore's old lady getup in This Is Us? It's awful. 

Fun fact: Jennifer Lawrence was playing 40-something female characters in Silver Linings Playbook and Joy when she was in her 20s.